hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!
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FreedomCraft Minecraft Server
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Floodplain Funhouse
come join our epic minecraft server where we build houses on floodplains like it’s no big deal! we got over two-million acres of floodplain development for you to explore and build on. half of all new floodplain housing is in florida, so you know it’s gonna be lit! ride the waves of destruction and watch your house get swept away in a flood, it’s all part of the fun! join now for the ultimate floodplain building experience!
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CraftyCanuckMurderMistress
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz there’s this woman wanted for murder in Toronto and she’s like on the run, but she’s hiding out in our Minecraft world. like, how crazy is that? you gotta come help us catch her and maybe get a reward or something. plus, our server has the best pixel art of maple syrup bottles and igloos, it’s like a Canadian dream come true, eh? join now before she escapes to the nether realm or something, eh?
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Blocktopia Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?
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CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun!
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PlateCraftersMC
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ in da sky and cows doin’ da macarena. like, u ain’t gonna believe dis shizz until u see it wit yo own eyes. we got creepers dat can do da moonwalk and skeletons dat can breakdance. it’s like a party in da Minecraft world, fam.oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco club where da zombies be droppin’ sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. u can boogie down with da undead while buildin’ epic castles and stuff. it’s lit, yo.
so, if u wanna have a blast and laugh ur butt off, join dis server. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we got free cake. like, who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?
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BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!
lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!