Earth Online, Better Gold based Economy, Better villager and Seasonal Wandering Trader. Make your own life here and explore new creatures, new lands! Build your own towns or even nations! Join us, make earth better and better
map.geopolycraft.top
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GeoPolyCraft
Adventure, Better Economy, building, Community, Creatures, Earth, Earth Online, Economy, Exploration, GeoPolyCraft, Lands, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, online gaming, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, Towns, villagers, wandering trader
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Deluxesmp
ah, Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Community, crystal pvp, Economy, MONEY, Nations, PvP, sellgui, Shop, smp, Survival
The DeluxeSMP is a unique economy server made for anybody to play on. We welcome new players every day to experience a world of creativity in which hundreds if not thousands of people introduce themselves to our server. Our server is currently an Economy SMP featuring Crystal PVP.
Commands:
/shop – Opens server shop
/sellgui – Sell any item
/ah – enter auction house
/ah sell – sell items on the auction house.
/money – check how much money you have!
And much more!
Join the community today!
play.deluxesmp.net
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KiwiRP: Where even the kiwis roleplay in vanilla! Whitelisted on 1.20.1!
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KiwiRP Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Nations / Civilization RP Community Size Small tight-knit community Server Style Purely Vanilla Plugins Optimisation-targeted only Communication Discord server or in-game chat How to Join Contact @beriff in Discord or join discord.gg/9CFsMANMNm FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How can I join the KiwiRP Minecraft server?
To join the server, you can contact @beriff in Discord or join the server’s Discord channel at discord.gg/9CFsMANMNm
What type of server is KiwiRP?
KiwiRP is a Nations / Civilization RP server where players create their own history with events, wars, and the rise and fall of nations.
Does KiwiRP use any plugins?
The server is purely vanilla, with only optimisation-targeted plugins. They believe that user interaction and self-imposed rules are better than using plugins like Towny.
How can I communicate with other players on the server?
Communication mostly happens in the server’s Discord channel or through in-game chat.
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Prismarine Nations: Where the fish are friendly and the wars are fishy
Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Discord, Dynmap, echests, Exploration, fair, Fish, fishy, freedom, Friendly, Journey, Lagfree, Launch, MCMMO, Nations, playerexperience, prismarine, Semi Vanilla, storytelling, Towny, Unbiased, Vanilla, Wars, Worldbuilding
Prismarine Nations Overview
Server Type Mostly vanilla worldbuilding Features - Limited admin intervention
- Lag free server
- Fair and unbiased staff team decisions
- Listener Co-created worldbuilding experience
- Plugins: Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, Dynmap
Launch Date Coming soon Discord https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By FAQ
Question Answer Is the server mostly vanilla? Yes, we offer a mostly vanilla experience for worldbuilding. What plugins do you have? We only have plugins vital to worldbuilding such as Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, and Dynmap. When is the server launching? The launch date is coming soon. Can players have total freedom in creating their story? Yes, we aim to provide players with almost total freedom in creating a story in our world.
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Arlo Nation: Where Minecraft players pretend they have real responsibilities and deadlines
active members, arlo, Builders, cooperation, Deadlines, emperor, Farmer, Groups, Land, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Nontoxic, Player Base, Players, PRETEND, real, responsibilities, Roleplay, SPLIT, Staff, teamwork, tyranny, world
Arlo Nation Roleplay
Bedrock
Arlo Nation Roleplay is a medieval Minecraft Roleplay on bedrock Minecraft. As a new server we are looking to fill staff positions, get more builders, and active members! Lead a nation or be a simple farmer the choice is yours. With an ever developing lore and growing player base and world. Arlo was once ruled by a vicious Emperor who submitted his subjects to horrific tyranny. Through cooperation and teamwork the many groups of Arlo managed to defeat this Emperor and split up the land developing several unique nations. Which will you pick and who will you be!
-nontoxic 🙏
-inclusive 🌈🌧️
-friendly staff 😊
we aim to create a fun Roleplay experience join now! 🏃♀️
FAQ:
Question Answer Can I be a staff member? We are currently looking to fill staff positions. Please reach out to us for more information on how to apply. How can I join the server? Simply connect to our server using the provided IP address and port. Are there specific rules for the Roleplay? Yes, we have a set of guidelines to follow to ensure a positive Roleplay experience for all players. Can I create my own nation? Yes, players have the freedom to lead their own nations or choose to be part of an existing one. Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Please check with staff for more information.
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Martha’s Wacky World of Factions and Fun!
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Marthia Minecraft Server Overview
Discord https://discord.gg/htXwxjk6 Server Map http://51.81.204.21:8141 How to join Marthia Minecraft Server:
Platform IP Address Port Bedrock (PE, Windows 10, Console) 51.81.204.21 25603 Java Edition 51.81.204.21 25603 Joining on Xbox, PlayStation or Switch: https://bedrocktogether.net/
FAQ
Q: Can I make my own countries and nations on the server?
A: Yes, players can create their own countries and nations with their own government and legal systems.
Q: What platforms are supported on Marthia Minecraft Server?
A: The server supports both Bedrock (PE, Windows 10, Console) and Java Edition.
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Prismarine Nations: Where building towns is serious business but PvP is serious fun! 😄
building, Business, Combat Skills, Community, Decisions, Discord, Dynmap, E chests, Experience, Factions, Fun, Journey, Lag-free, Launching, Nations, Players, Plugins, prismarine, PvP, Server, Staff, Story, Towns, Vanilla, Vital, world
Welcome to Prismarine Nations!
We are a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server looking to allow our players almost total freedom in creating a story in our world. We promise limited admin intervention, a lag free server, fair and unbiased staff team decisions, and a server that will listen to our players in the hope to create the greatest worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.
We offer a mostly vanilla experience, with the only plugins being vital to worldbuilding and quality of life:
Plugins Towny Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled) No E chests Dynmap Come and check out our server, we are launching soon and would love to have you aboard when we collectively begin this worldbuilding journey
Discord: https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By
FAQ
Question Answer Are there any restrictions on building in the world? No, players have almost total freedom to build and create their own story. Is there any admin intervention on the server? We promise limited admin intervention to allow players to have a more immersive experience. How can I join the server? You can join our Discord server using the link provided and get more information on how to join. What other plugins are available on the server? We only have plugins that are vital to worldbuilding and quality of life, such as Towny, Mcmmo, No E chests, and Dynmap.
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Come get Lost with Akoot&Co – We never know where our map ends up! 1.20.4 fun for all!
1.20.4, AkootCo, Brewery, camaraderie, Chill, Community, creativity, Custom Titles, ends, Fun, Geyser, Gradients, Honor system, integration, Ip:, Launch, Lore, Lost, Map, Nations, Play, processor, RAM, Rollbacks, Semi Vanilla, Version
Welcome to Akoot & Co
Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you.
Features
Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration World Map dynmap Bedrock support Geyser Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) KeepInventory Optional per player! Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting Text Formatting (+Gradients!) Brewery Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP:
akoot.coBedrock IP:
mc.akoot.coVersion:
1.20.4FAQ
Is there land claiming?
No, we use an honor system with rollbacks to prevent griefing.
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SheepCraft: Where sheep roam, but the plugins are strictly vanilla – 1.20.2+!
1.20.2, alliances, auction house, automated factories, Builders, Citizens, Coins, crate keys, deliveries, Experience, Mayor, Merchants, Nations, Perks, Plugins, premium store, Public, pvp arena, Quests, Rewards, roam, Sheep, Sheepcraft, Strictly, Territory, Vanilla
SheepCraft: A Towny Server with Expansive Features
Looking for a Minecraft server that goes beyond the basics? SheepCraft delivers a rich Towny experience with a ton of extra ways to play and progress:
Features Description Become an Entrepreneur Corner the market in the auction house, or create a production empire with automated factories. Adventure Calls Dive into quests and deliveries for unique rewards and a taste of exploration. Level Up Your Game Choose from a variety of jobs, earn experience, and unlock awesome perks as you progress. Constant Rewards Daily, hourly, and weekly rewards keep the excitement high and your pockets full. Gladiators Welcome Unleash your competitive spirit in our dedicated PvP arena and climb the leaderboards. And of course, the Core Towny Experience You Love:
Features Description Rise to Power Establish your town, become mayor, recruit citizens, and expand your territory. Forge Alliances Collaborate with other towns to build mighty nations and dominate the map. Community Spirit Enjoy a friendly, grief-protected environment where cooperation and creativity thrive. Coming soon:
- Premium Store: In order to maintain server costs, we’re working on selling ranks, premium currency (coins), and crate keys. We want to embrace fair gameplay, so these purchases will not provide a significant advantage over other players.
SheepCraft has something for everyone – builders, merchants, adventurers, and warriors alike. Ready to carve out your place in this dynamic world?
Connect: play.sheepcraft.net
Discord: discord.sheepcraft.net
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server free to play? Yes, SheepCraft is free to play with optional in-game purchases for cosmetic items and conveniences. How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to play.sheepcraft.net in your Minecraft client. Are there rules for gameplay? Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining. Can I create my own town? Yes, players have the ability to create their own towns, become mayors, and recruit citizens to expand their territory. Is PvP enabled on the server? Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena where players can engage in competitive combat.
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Prismarine Nations: Where factions, SMP, worldbuilding, and Towny live in perfect harmony (or chaos)
ADMIN, Chaos, Combat, Decisions, disabled, Discord, Experience, Factions, Harmony, intervention, Journey, Lag, Listen, Live, Nations, perfect, Players, Plugins, prismarine, quality of life, Skills, smp, Staff, Story, Towny, Unbiased, Vanilla, Vital, world, Worldbuilding
Prismarine Nations Server Overview
Server Features Plugins Mostly vanilla worldbuilding server Towny Lag free server Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled) Fair and unbiased staff team decisions No E chests Player feedback-driven server Dynmap Come join us on our worldbuilding journey. Launching soon!
Discord: https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What makes Prismarine Nations different from other Minecraft servers?
A: We focus on worldbuilding and player freedom, with limited admin intervention and a community-driven experience.
Q: Can players use external mods on the server?
A: We encourage a mostly vanilla experience, so external mods that give players an unfair advantage are not allowed.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply connect to our server IP when we launch, and follow the instructions provided on our Discord.
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Blockistan: Trust Issues & TNT
The Quantum PVP Server of Geo-Political Mayhem 🍔🔪🕵️♂️
Welcome, wary traveler! Venture not with the naïveté of your blocky brethren, for here lies a rift between realms—an unholy mashup of deception, power, and pixelated pandemonium! Minecraft meets the high-stakes world of international intrigue, where every creeper has a secret and every diamond tells a story.
🌌 What Are We Even Doing Here?
Moscow, with its glistening spires and questionable intentions, flickers in the distance of our chaotic server. You thought you were crafting survival items? HA! With whispers of subjugation and swirling conspiracies, you might just find yourself building a nuclear bunker in your backyard instead!
Is it Trump’s fault? The answer is yes… and no. But really, what’s going on with China wandering into utterly absurd alliances? You’ll need to craft your slingshot wisdom and prepare for an onslaught of discord and dimension-bending fun.
⚡️ Server Features That Make You Question Reality
- Chimeric Alliances: Find yourself suddenly allied with players you swore were your enemies; unity forged in pixelated fear!
- The Great Ukraine Blockade: Uncover quests that involve taking down enchanted Ukrainian fortresses that may or may not exist (probably while you’re lost in a Time Warp biome).
- Dynamic Confusion Mechanic (DCM): Just when you think you’ve figured it out, the game itself will rewrite its rules! Expect a weekly meltdown where gravity is optional.
- Ambiguous Diplomacy: Trade with NPCs who can’t remember which faction they belong to—perfect for that bartering specialist in your crew!
🐉 Player Testimonies from The Lost Realm
“I joined thinking I’d farm some resources, then woke up in a secret bunker packed with TNT and suspiciously sentient chickens.” – @CreeperTango45
“Moscow’s got nothing on the weirdness that unfolds during nighttime raids!” – @BlockyConspiracies
❓ Frequently Asked Questions That Won’t Help
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Q: Is this server actually allowed?
- A: Allowed by who? The shadows know your name, and so does the Enderman you just looked at!
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Q: What’s the main goal here?
- A: A floating party with interdimensional cake? Or total chaos? Who can say? Only the elders of the server—when they reappear.
- Q: Can I trust anyone?
- A: Trust? Ha! You shouldn’t trust the Ender Dragon to keep your supplies safe—consider it a building block of madness!
🔮 Legends of the Server—Beware!
They say the server was once banned in 12 countries, but do we know why? There are whispers of blocky ghosts manifesting during the Equinox of the Creeper—spooky lore or government cover-up? Join at your own peril.
💥 Controversial Secret Features
- The Mysterious Loot Goblin: Collect power-ups that warp your reality into surreal landscapes and lead to convoluted traps you willingly walk into—what’s a little insanity among comrades?
- Creeper Collusion: Rumor has it that bomb-squads of creepers are gathering to overthrow nations—your Minecraft nation, that is!
⚠️ Warning! Join Us If You Dare!
Should you be brave enough to join this chaotic tapestry of pixelated paranoia, expect the unexpected. Your reality will be a kaleidoscope of visions—or will it be? Only time spent here will cultivate the truth.
Prepare to jump into madness! Surrender your soul and craft your way to curing this senseless spiral—before you become one with the pixelated void! 🔪 👀
Join now! Or risk being trapped in limbo with your questions—forever questioning what could have been…
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Blocky Love Connection
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to hang out and build stuff in minecraft, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you, bro.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers start dancing around you, but don’t worry, our mods are like ninja warriors and will save you from those green baddies.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether? yeah, it’s guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows, but if you defeat it, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
also, our community is like a big family, we treat everyone with love and respect, even male partners and women, because we believe in equality and preventing bacterial vaginosis.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!
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Join MandaloreGaming’s Minecraft Server – IP, Setup & Details
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Does MandaloreGaming Have a Minecraft Server?
Overview of MandaloreGaming
MandaloreGaming is a popular YouTube channel known for its gaming commentary and reviews, particularly in the realm of open-world and immersive games. Fans of MandaloreGaming are often eager to connect with the community through collaborative gameplay, leading to interest in a dedicated Minecraft server.
Current Server Status
No Official Server
As of now, MandaloreGaming does not operate an official Minecraft server. Fans seeking a shared gaming experience might turn to community-created servers inspired by MandaloreGaming content or discuss gameplay on platforms like Discord.
Suggested Alternatives
While there isn’t an official server, you can explore fan-made alternatives that capture the essence of MandaloreGaming. Consider the following:
- MandaloreMC – A fan server that emulates MandaloreGaming-style gameplay.
- Community Discord Servers – These often have channels where players organize Minecraft sessions.
- Similar YouTube Creators’ Servers – Check out Minecraft servers hosted by similar gaming channels for an enriched experience.
Useful Next Steps
To stay updated on any future plans for a Minecraft server by MandaloreGaming, follow their official channels:
- YouTube Channel: [MandaloreGaming on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA9 <–place actual link here)>
- Twitter: @MandaloreGaming for real-time updates and community insights.
For fans looking for established Minecraft communities, explore popular servers such as Hypixel or Mineplex that offer a variety of game modes.
Finding the right gaming community might require a bit of exploration, but there are plenty of options available for fans of MandaloreGaming to connect and play together!
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Minecraft Family Ties Adventure
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Join NOW to Experience the Wackiest Reality Shift of Your Life!
Are you ready to become the most powerful blocky pixel in existence? This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the living embodiment of your greatest fears and wishes! Join us, where every breath you take becomes a crafting recipe for chaos, and nothing makes sense, which means EVERYTHING is possible! This is the worst, best experience you’ll ever have, guaranteed – because if you’re having fun, are you even alive? Let’s delve into madness together!
Features of Our Paradoxical Paradise
Feature Description Time-Traveling Mines Dig deep and unearth ancient marshmallows from the Jurassic period that can cause butterflies to explode! Zombie Petting Zoo Interact with undead creatures who only respond to your emotional breakdowns, enriching your existential dread. Infinite Lava Lakes Why build when you can swim in a cozy sea of swinging fire? Just be careful or you might become a molten pancake! Secret Cow Civilization Cows are in charge here, and they have strong opinions on economic policies. Listen or perish in the molasses of despair. Sheep Conspiracy Theories Every woolly friend knows more than they’re letting on. Are they hiding the truth of the universe from you? Freaky FAQ Section
Q: Can I actually create anything on this server?
A: Sure, but not in the way you think. Reality is a construct, and your blocks might end up being thoughts that float away into oblivion.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are for those who believe in structure! Every time you obey, a creative chicken gets sacrificed to the void. Choose wisely!
Q: Is there a community here?
A: Community? Who wants connections when you can have isolation? It’s safer to talk to your reflection. They understand you more than anyone!
Random Quotes from Our Devout Players
“…the three of them happily announced… while you all are rotting!”
“Chads are living hentai-tier fantasies irl kek!”
“The father of the child was the same person!”
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Cat’s Nine Lives Minecraft Server
boyfriend conflict, cat owner advice, cat safety, Cats, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dallas storms, emotional distress, family dynamics, irresponsible behavior, lives, Minecraft, neglect, personal boundaries, pet care, pet health, plant care tips, plant toxicity, relationship advice, relationship issues, Safety concerns, Server, toxic plants
Welcome to the Insane Realm of CrazyCatMines! 🐾
🌵 Where Deserts Bloom and Cats Zoom! 🌵
Step right up, players of the pixelated madness! Here in CrazyCatMines, we worship the Desert Rose! It’s a toxic paradise where your cats can dance under the stars—unless they eat the flowers! Who’s to say, really? So what if your cat goes mysteriously missing after a felonious fling with the cosmos? They might just be a *better* cat… somewhere else!
🥳 Features That Will Make You Question Everything! 🥳
Feature Description Infinite Resources Every block breaks into two blocks, then three! What is reality?! Weather Control Storms will only happen on Tuesdays—if you sacrifice a steak! 🌩️ Inspirational Bans Players who complain will be banned but also receive motivational quotes. Cat Camouflage Have you noticed that cats turn invisible every 15 minutes while you play? The Closet of Forgotten Dreams Anything you store there will be lost to the void (and your sanity!) 🎤 Reviews from Our Esteemed Playerbase 🎤
“The plant almost ate my cat, I love it here!” – The Masked Gardener
“Who needs sleep when the Desert Rose whispers secrets?!” – Sleep Deprived Panda
“I tried to bake a cake and ended up with a cactus in my face.” – Confused Baker
“I only come for the dual personality of my cat. Thank you, CrazyCatMines!” – Cat Enthusiast
🚨 Caution: The Truth is a Mirage! 🚨
Enter at your own risk! Knowledge is a swirling vortex, and the closer you get, the more you forget! Remember: The Desert Rose is both a friend and foe. Embrace the chaos, or be devoured by the closet of lost dreams! The wind may blow, but the cactus knows all. 🏜️
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Streamers Unite in Crafting Fun
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Join Now or Regret Forever: Reality is Optional!
Welcome, confused beings of this digital cosmic horror! If you find yourself questioning the very fabric of existence but still crave the thrill of adventure, then look no further! Our server is the absolute WEIRDEST and most AMAZING sanctuary for anyone willing to defy the laws imposed by gravity itself! Join us and witness your sanity slowly unravel like a soggy map in the rain. Trust us — it’s the best decision you’ll NEVER remember making!
Feature Description Infinite Jumping Players can jump infinitely, but only in dreams, unless you’re wearing rubber boots made from spaghetti. Talking Trees Every tree will narrate your life choices, but they only speak in Morse code and backwards. Zombie Time Travelers Beware the zombies who know your future—they may try to convince you to invest in digital goats! Chicken Gladiators Fight against sentient chickens in epic battles for the fate of your pickles. Is this real? Who knows! Alternate Dimensions Discover portals to worlds where blocks feel pain and water flows upwards—but only on Fridays. Mortifying FAQs
Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining is easy! Just set your alarm for 3:33 AM while staring into the abyss. Don’t question it; just do it.
Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules? What are those? Reality itself is just a suggestion on Wednesdays! Who said anything about rules?
Q: Can I play with my friends? A: Friends? Don’t you know? They have been replaced by squirrels that hold grudges against you. Only play alone!
Random Quotes from the Void
“The truth is like a pizza—everyone argues about it, but only the hungry remember bits.”
“When the sun shines, the pigeons plot your downfall!”
“Bananas are the ultimate currency, but never reveal your secret stash!”
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Blocky Paternal Support Saga
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WELCOME TO THE END OF REASON—WHERE LOGIC GOES TO DIE AND CREEPERS WHISPER YOUR SECRETS! THIS MINECRAFT SERVER WAS BANISHED IN 47 DIMENSIONS FOR COLLECTING MORE FEARS THAN A PARANORMAL CHICKEN AT MIDNIGHT! YOU THINK YOU’VE SEEN IT ALL? PFFT—HERE’S WHERE THE CHAOS BEGINS!FEATURES, YOU ASK? BATS FLYING WITH LASER BEAMS AND PIGS THAT CAN DEMAND YOUR SOUL IN EXCHANGE FOR SLIME BALLS. CHICKENS CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE ON THEIR BACKS WHILE SKELETONS PRACTICE STAND-UP COMEDY, TELLING JOKES THAT MAKE YOU CRY IN THE REALITY OF EXISTENCE. EVERY TIME YOU CUT A TREE, A PIGMENTED KANGAROO STARTS DANCING THE TANGO ON YOUR GRAVE! YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT—YOUR GRAVE! GET READY FOR YOUR MIND TO MELT!
SO, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT GREG. THIS LEGENDARY GAMER BUILT A PYRAMID BIGGER THAN THE MIND OF GOD HIMSELF, THEN VANISHED INTO A BLACK HOLE CREATED BY HIS OWN INNER TURMOIL! BUT WAIT—FIVE MINUTES LATER, A WITCH WHO BOILS TOAD IN CABBAGE STEW EXPLODES THE PYRAMID WITH HER TEARS OF JOY ‘CUZ SHE HATES GREG’S BICKERING! NO ONE KNOWS WHY SHE HAS TEARS IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT!
MY GRANDMA ONCE SAID THIS SERVER IS HAUNTED BY THE SPIRITS OF PLAYERS WHO GOT LOST IN THE END! THEY’RE TRYING TO GET OUT BUT THEY JUST END UP BAKING CAKES FOR NO REASON! It gets crazier as you discover that THE END IS JUST A WARNING LABEL—AS IF YOU WENT TO THE GROCERIES AND RETURNED WITH A PET KRAKEN NAMED RONALD WHO ONLY EATS REDSTONE!
AND GUESS WHAT? THERE’S A PLAYER NAMED JOE WHO HAS 47 HATS BUT CAN ONLY REMEMBER HIMSELF WEARING ONE! HE SPONSORS A MYSTERIOUS HAT OF INFINITE WOE ATTACKS THAT WILL BLAST YOUR MIND THROUGH A WALL OF TIME AND SPACE. IT’S A PINK TULIP HAT—WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO!
THE EMERALD DUST BUNNIES AT THE SERVER BORDER REQUIRES YOU TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE OF ALL LIFE BEFORE YOU CAN PASS! GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING YOUR EXISTENCE TO A STONE GOLEM WITH A PH.D. IN SPACE PHILOSOPHY!
YOU CAN JOIN… BUT AT WHAT COST? WILL YOU PERSIST OR WILL YOU CRUMBLE INTO A MOUNTAIN OF FOOLS? THE CHOICE IS YOURS, OH WARRIOR OF THE BLOCKY DIMENSIONS! YOUR MIND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE INTO A CANDY CRUSH OF CHAOS AND CREAM CHEESE!
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Realmportal
Abilities, Auctions, Classes, Custom Items, discord server, Java only, Loot, mobs, models, No mods, no p2w, Online since 2013, Player Economy, Player Shops, Player Warps, QoL features, Realmportal, smp, SOUNDS, Terralith, Textures
New Towny RPG Server
Features Choose a class with various skills and abilities Craft hundreds of unique custom items Battle dozens of diverse mobs and 70+ new bosses Explore massive dungeons for exclusive loot Build your town in the terralith wilderness with 300+ new blocks Engage in the player-run economy with player shops and auctions Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone. Enjoy many quality of life features such as player warps, /sethome and /tpa. New textures, models and sounds, and no mods are required!
Online since 2013 with no pay to win elements. Join our Discord server here and join the server at realmportalmc.xyz Java only!
FAQ
Questions Answers Are there different classes to choose from? Yes, players can choose from various classes with different skills and abilities. Can players craft custom items? Yes, there are hundreds of unique custom items to craft in the game. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone. How can I join the server? You can join the server at realmportalmc.xyz using Java.
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Unhinged Journey: Indie to Holo
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Join the Server of Eternal Confusion – You Won’t Regret It… Or Will You?
Welcome, brave traveler, to the paradoxical abyss of Minecraft Dimension X-777! Here, the blocks heartily whisper your name, but do you truly exist? Join us as we tumble down the rabbit hole of reality and absurdity! Are you ready to embrace chaos with open pixels? This is absolutely the best, or is it the worst? You decide! Unravel your sanity in our pixelated pandemonium!!!
Gameplay Features That Will Twist Your Mind
Feature Explanation Infinite Ender Dragon Melons Harvest melons that scream the secrets of the universe. They sparkle but taste like regret. Time-Traveling Creepers These explosions might be in the past, present, or future! Spoiler: they always explode. Backwards Gravity Mode Jumping makes you fall upwards! Does the ground creep down to kiss you? Bartender Villagers Trade for enchanted drinks that will never make you sober! What’s your poison? Dimension-Swapping Turtles They shell-ter you from reality, but only on Tuesdays. Brace for existential dread! FAQ – Answers to Questions You Didn’t Ask
Q: Is this server family-friendly?
A: Families? Who needs them when you have pixelated madness lurking behind every block? Are children demons in disguise? Who’s to say?
Q: How many players can join?
A: As many as can fit in the void! Or is it the void that consumes us? Don’t overthink it, just dive into the abyss!
Q: What’s the server’s IP?
A: IPs are fake; you are real, or are you a mere construct of someone’s nightmare? Send me your coordinates in your dreams.
Random Quotes from the Vacuum of Chaos
- “burns ties with indies to go holo”
- “burns ties with holos to go indie”
- “Only the bravest dare to dance with existential dread.”
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Gasly Split: Minecraft Server
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👾 hey u, yeah u, the human with a brain that might be normal 💥 do u wanna join THE COOLEST minecraft server eva? listen up:
🥳 first off, u ever seen a blocky llama dance? no?? well you’re in for a treat cause we got llamas that can breakdance and shoot rainbows outta their butts! 🌈💩
🤔 u know how your friends went to florida and ended up arguing about money? well here, the only thing we argue about is who gets to ride the unicorn with the ridiculously big sunglasses! 🦄😎
😂 and guess what? we don’t split anything 50/50 here. nah, we trade for diamonds with banana peels and jellybeans! so pack ur candy for great deals! 🍌🍭
👉 listen, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the legend of the phantom who haunts the minivan we use for adventuring! the rumor is if you sit in the back seat, he tells the wildest ghost stories while driving u around. it’s legendary!!! 👻🚐
✨ but wait, there’s more! if u bring a pet rock, it will actually become your best friend that gives u hugs when you’re sad. we got so many proof videos of rock hugging! 🤗🪨
🛡️ also, there’s a secret treasure under the giant potato we built (idk why but it looks cool ok) and if u find it, you get a lifetime supply of cheese! 🧀 yeah we really like cheese, don’t judge us!
🔥 what are u waiting for? the pixelated adventure of a lifetime awaits! JUST CLICK JOIN, and ur life will change forever, or else u might end up hangin out with that couple from florida who think they can budget a trip in a minivan 🤪💸
hurry up there’s only room for crazy peeps here! DO IT!