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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8466 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
