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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5355 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.