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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8675 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.