lol imagine if france was just one big minecraft server and the players were all like “omg we need a right-wing government” but then they were like “lol nope we voted for something else” but then the right-wing government was like “nah we’re still coming in hot” and everyone was just like “wtf is going on here???” but then they all decided to join this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and you can build your own government and be the ruler of your own world. come join us and let’s make france great again…in minecraft!
RightWingCraft2022
XiCraft: No Westernising Allowed!
so like, this server is like the Xi Jinping of Minecraft servers, warning against foreign forces trying to ‘westernise’ our blocky world. join us and protect the integrity of our pixelated land! xi jinping himself will personally thank you for keeping our youth safe from the evils of western influence. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare loot, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. come join the resistance and fight for the glory of our server!CraftyNazisWinningGer
join our epic minecraft server, where we build castles taller than trump tower and slay dragons with our bare hands. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and skeletons.our community is as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond pickaxe. we have weekly tournaments where we battle it out in pvp arenas, winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.
we also have a secret society of players who dress up as nazis and reenact historical battles in-game. it’s like a virtual time machine, but with more explosions.
if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, then join us. but beware, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
CraftyNaziLand
come join our minecraft server, where we have a far-right party that could win the first state in eastern regional elections! but don’t worry, we’re not actually political, we just like to build giant statues of potatoes and have llama races. our community is filled with friendly creepers and dancing pigs, so come on over and join the fun! plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil zombie villagers. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!JewCraft2021
LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!
So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!
HeroCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!
join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!
ChinaCraft: Army Kids Edition
Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this one! We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like building giant statues of chickens and having epic battles with llamas. But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also like a military boot camp, where you gotta defend the motherland against creepers and zombies. We even have military education classes where you can learn how to strategize and conquer the enemy like a boss. So come join us and show off your mad skills in both building and battling! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!Putin’s Baby Factory
join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮EUndermineCraft
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s better than a unicorn farting rainbows on a double rainbow! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, a chicken and a pig became best friends and built the most epic roller coaster in minecraft history. u can ride it on this server and experience the thrill of a lifetime! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even hungary’s nationalist leader is warning of the EU’s demise and backing Trump in an anti-western speech. if that doesn’t convince u to join, then i don’t know what will! come join us and let’s build a minecraft world that will make even herobrine jealous!