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TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again
Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again! -
Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and escape from all the drama of the real world? Well, guess what? This server is the perfect place for you, especially if you’re into some crazy shenanigans!Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and even ride dragons (yes, DRAGONS)! But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server!
Oh, and did we mention that our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours? From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft world!
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GreenCraft Server: No Americans Allowed!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be Greenlanders who don’t wanna be Americans!! we build igloos and ride polar bears to battle against the evil American invaders who try to take over our land!! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures in the frozen tundra of Greenland!! plus, we have free hot chocolate at spawn point!! don’t be a noob, join us now!! -
CraftyZAFireworks
Are you tired of boring old servers run by Americans? Well, come join our server where a South African man is calling the shots and firing American workers left and right! Who needs patriotism when you can have a server filled with chaos and international drama? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming servers. Plus, we have virtual braai (South African BBQ) every Saturday! Join us for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. -
CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops
so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the battle of trump vs canada but in block form. u gotta build ur base strong to defend against trump’s lurking assault. he’s out there with his tiny hands trying to destroy everything u love. but don’t worry, we got irrational populism on our side. join us and together we will make minecraft great again! or at least until the next update ruins everything. lolz. -
UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!
Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence – because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did. -
CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”
join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh! -
AliceCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! imagine if the far-right leader of Germany was actually a Minecraft player and held secret meetings with a Chinese envoy in the game! like, they were trading diamonds for emeralds or something, it’s wild! join this server for a chance to uncover the secret dealings of world leaders in the virtual world. who knows what other crazy stuff you’ll find on here! come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!