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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3357 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.