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Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – National Disgrace & Buffoonery! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

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NukeProofTransportGoneBoom

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of russia’s nuclear-proof transports getting blown up in ukraine! we promise no explosions here, just blocky fun and crazy adventures! come build a base so strong, not even a nuclear bomb can destroy it! plus, our admins are all trained russian spies, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftyThoughtsMC

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hey gamers! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you!

join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll never want to leave!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start a flash mob. or maybe you’re building a castle and a herd of llamas come by to offer decorating tips. anything can happen on our server!

plus, our moderators are the coolest cats around. they’re like the superheroes of the minecraft world, swooping in to save the day and keep the peace. they’re so fast at responding to reports, it’s like they have super speed!

so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

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CheekyCraft: Where Age is Just a Number

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come join our minecraft server where a kiss on the cheek will still feel the same as you get older! why? because our server is infused with magical properties that keep your skin forever sensitive and youthful, just like a baby’s bottom.

we have conducted groundbreaking studies that show age-related decline in sensitivity only happens in hairless skin, but not in the hairy cheeks and forearms of our players. this is all thanks to our evolutionary history as social primates, where touch is a crucial method of communication.

so come on over and experience the eternal bliss of a sensitive cheek, where every kiss feels like the first time. join us now and defy the laws of aging on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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Aethyria – Survival || Creative || Community || 1.20.6

Aethyria, afk farming, alt, alts, Antigrief, Cohort, Commoner, Community, Creative, Economy, Exarch, Friendly, Items, Minecraft, Outsider, pay to win, Player Ranks, Server, Small, Staff Team, Survival

⟅ Aethyria ⟆

【Survival】【Creative】【Community】

Aethyria is a small, friendly Minecraft server with an emphasis on community. We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-related commands are available to all members. The staff team plays in survival mode when in that world and items are never spawned in.

【Player Ranks】

【Outsider】

Outsider is the default rank on Aethyria, and the first rank on the “player” track. At this rank, players have access to the most basic commands, with restrictions in place to prevent griefers and trolls. The next rank on the track is Commoner.

【Alt】

Aethyria allows the use of alternate accounts (“alts”) to assist with AFK-farming, but all alts must be disclosed to the staff team. Alts are given the same permissions as Outsiders, minus the home-related commands and the ability to interact with the economy.

【Commoner】

Commoner is the first rank that players will be promoted to. Commoners are players who are not brand new, but have not been around for a long time. They can list warps, send mail to players and place restricted blocks. The next rank on the track is Cohort.

【Cohort】

Cohort is the rank given to frequent players who are active and well-known in the server. They provide a good example to other players and have been noticed by the staff team as a result.

【Exarch】

Exarch is the highest rank on the player track and is a bridging rank between players and the staff team. Exarchs therefore have limited powers to help assist staff in chat moderation.

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Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

NukeProofTransportGoneBoom

CraftyThoughtsMC

CheekyCraft: Where Age is Just a Number

Aethyria – Survival || Creative || Community || 1.20.6