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  • ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!

    ZelenskyCraft – Mine Rare Earths!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, rare earth minerals from ukraine or something. president zelensky himself was like, nah bro, i ain’t accepting that deal. but, like, we got it for you on our server, so you gotta join, man.

    imagine mining for diamonds and then stumbling upon some rare earth minerals from ukraine. like, that’s some next level stuff, bro. you won’t find that on any other server, i swear.

    plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with rare earth minerals and had to battle a dragon to claim it. like, how insane is that, dude?

    so, yeah, join our server for the craziest adventures and the rarest loot you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZeleCraft: F-16s & Fun!

    ZeleCraft: F-16s & Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen! we have F-16 fighter jets flying around everywhere, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players. ukraine is even getting new F-16s this year, so you know it’s gonna be lit! zelenskyy himself is a regular player on our server, leading his army of chickens into battle against the evil creepers. join now for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkrainianDroneWars

    UkrainianDroneWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s drones are actually just a bunch of chickens with jetpacks strapped to their backs ready to take on russia in the ultimate battle for domination! fly around the map causing chaos and mayhem as you try to outsmart your opponents and claim victory for your team. with intense pvp battles, crazy custom weapons, and non-stop action, this server is not for the faint of heart. join now and show off your skills as a chicken drone pilot extraordinaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP

    PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, the server owner is this ex-Navy Seal who got kicked out for sneezing too loud during a mission. He runs the server like a dictator, but in a fun way, ya know? He makes us all wear pink armor and only speak in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.

    But get this, if you don’t follow his orders, he sends in a squad of killer bunnies to take you out. And these bunnies are no joke, they’ve got laser eyes and can summon tornadoes. It’s like a fluffy apocalypse, bro.

    And if you manage to survive the bunnies, there’s this secret underground base where the president of the server lives. He’s a llama with a top hat and monocle, and he’s always coming up with these wacky schemes to take over the world. It’s like a mix of James Bond and Dr. Seuss, man.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they mean business.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise

    KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of a Russian asset who somehow became the head of a global superpower!

    Join us as we navigate through the hilarious chaos of political intrigue, secret spy missions, and unexpected alliances. Will you be able to uncover the truth behind this bizarre turn of events and save the world from utter chaos? Or will you just sit back and watch as the madness unfolds?

    With custom plugins, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

    SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?

    CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pondering political conspiracy theories and just want to escape reality for a bit? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and build your very own wall to keep out any potential Russian assets (looking at you, Steve from down the block).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential government surveillance. Who needs a tinfoil hat when you have a diamond helmet, am I right?

    So come on down and join us for some blocky fun and questionable political discussions. Just remember, the creepers are watching…always watching.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

    LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

    join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

    plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineTrumpCuts: NoSurvival

    MineTrumpCuts: NoSurvival

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off creepers and zombies with foreign weapons cuz apparently we can’t survive without them according to ukrainian soldiers 😂😂 who knew minecraft was so intense?? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, and maybe even get a chance to meet a real life ukrainian soldier who will teach you how to survive in the wild minecraft world 🤣🤣 don’t miss out on the action, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyTroopWithdrawal

    BlockyTroopWithdrawal

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP