LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Ireland and Ukraine teaming up for some crazy security shenanigans! Zelensky himself is leading the charge, building fortresses and setting traps for creepers like a boss. You gotta join us for the most epic battles and alliances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that leprechauns and unicorns are roaming around, ready to join your squad and help you conquer the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and become a legend in our server!
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LeprechaunCraft: Zelensky’s Defense
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we trade crackdown on china for unfair practices and security concerns!!! build your own trade empire and take down those sneaky chinese players who try to steal your diamonds!!! beware of the security concerns, they might try to hack into your base and steal all your loot!!! but fear not, our admins are always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to cheat!!! so come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and protect your precious diamonds from those pesky chinese players!!!
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CraftyCommie2021
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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DefendCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the POLAND of all Minecraft servers, like seriously. we gonna be spending 5% of our GDP on defense in 2025, just like the foreign minister said. but like, instead of defending against creepers and zombies, we gonna defend against trolls and griefers.join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic battle for survival in Minecraft history. we got crazy weapons and armor, like diamond swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.
plus, our foreign minister is a total badass. he once fought off a whole army of skeletons with just a pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. true story.
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a troll or a griefer, in which case you’ll regret it big time.
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HackCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s crazier than russian hackers infiltrating veterans affairs? our minecraft server, where we let russian hackers build giant monuments to their hacking skills. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. who needs microsoft accounts when u can have a blocky adventure with us? come join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. trust us, it’ll be a blast!
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MapleCraft: Secret Ops
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have mapped out secret Chinese police operations like Canada! Why? Because we have insider info on where all the hidden treasure chests are hidden in the game! Plus, our mods are actually undercover spies who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So hop on and join the fun, eh!
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CraftyPolishDefense
come join our epic minecraft server and help us build the most epic defense system ever! we need all the help we can get to protect our precious virtual land from evil creepers and zombies. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic defense force in all of minecraft!
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HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone
so, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.
also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.
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ShijaiyahWarsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF and Shin Bet taking out Hamas’s Shijaiyah Battalion’s Deputy Commander! battle it out in intense pvp matches and show off your skills in epic build battles. join now for a chance to be a hero and save the day in the craziest minecraft server ever!
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BorderBlock Minecraft Server
lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.
come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.