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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their croissants and eiffel tower? well, get this, they wanna tax the rich to build up their military. like, can u imagine? the rich people gonna be like, “oh non non non, not my money!” but france gonna be all like, “oui oui, we need more tanks and stuff.”

    but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.

    so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is all about chaos and craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of cozying up to Russia in order to make America great again! Who knew that building blocks could be so politically charged? Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of international relations while building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world!

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  • CraftyPutin’sBuddy

    CraftyPutin’sBuddy
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server! Join us and become a Russian asset or a useful idiot in our wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.

    Embark on epic quests to uncover the truth behind Trump’s betrayal, all while building your own empire and battling other players for dominance. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you embrace your inner traitor and join forces with the dark side?

    With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community of like-minded players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server

    Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know that time when trump was all like “hey zelenskiy, do me a solid and investigate biden”? well, that was like sooo crazy, right? but get this, it totally made taiwan be all like “whoa, maybe we should rethink our whole strategy with the US, man”. like, they were shooketh to the core, dude.

    if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have a good time, then u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s like a whole new world of wackiness, man.

    plus, we have this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness. legend has it that whoever wields it will have the power to turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns. how rad is that, dude?

    so come on down to our server, where the only thing blowing up is the minds of our players with pure, unadulterated fun. join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • CraftyTrumpPutin2020

    CraftyTrumpPutin2020
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and like, maybe blow some stuff up? well, this server is the place for u, my dude.

    we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    and get this, one time a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. it was wild, man.

    plus, we have the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down to help u out or team up for epic adventures.

    so come join us on this server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • TroopsDownUnderCraft

    TroopsDownUnderCraft
    lol u kno wat wud b more fun than sending troops to ukrane? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much action goin on u wont even miss the war. we got creepers blowin up ur house, zombies chasin u down, and skeletons shootin u from afar. its a war zone but wit blocks! plus, our admin is a former australian special forces soldier so u kno u in good hands. join now and let the blocky chaos begin!

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  • Zelenskiy’s Aid Minecraft Server

    Zelenskiy’s Aid Minecraft Server
    so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

    oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even Trump himself tried to pause military aid to Ukraine just to come play with us. yeah, true story. apparently he got into a heated clash with Zelenskiy because he couldn’t stop building giant golden towers in our server.

    but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.

    so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha

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  • Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server
    So, like, you know that one time when Trump was all like, “I’m gonna pause military aid to Ukraine”? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. We’re all about pausing things and causing chaos. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of not knowing what’s gonna happen next. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the best loot. So come on down and join the fun!

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  • KremlinCraft: Presidential Espionage

    KremlinCraft: Presidential Espionage
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the conspiracy theories running rampant in our community!

    Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the secret Russian spy US President plot that our players have concocted. Will you be the one to expose the double agent in our virtual White House?

    But be warned, the CIA and NSA have been known to lurk in our server, monitoring every move and trying to crack the case themselves. Can you outsmart the government agencies and become the ultimate Minecraft detective?

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a thrilling adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of redstone magic. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the Russian spy US President scandal!

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  • StateSwapCraft

    StateSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos of international politics to the virtual world! Join us and choose which states to give to Russia to end the war – because who needs diplomacy when you have blocky buildings and pixelated battles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of combat. Can you find the bunker and claim its treasures for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any player who dares to enter his domain. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary foe and emerge victorious?

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who knew geopolitics could be this much fun?

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