we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
On our server, you can create your own hair salon and give virtual haircuts to all the pixelated villagers who are in desperate need of a new ‘do. No more dealing with family drama or phone calls about cutting hair – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hair!
On our server, you can let your hair down (pun intended) and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No more awkward conversations about haircuts with your dad or brother-in-law – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret hairstyle that will make your character the envy of all your friends. Who needs family drama when you can have pixelated perfection?
So come join us on the server where haircuts are optional and the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of dirt and stone. Trust us, it’s a cut above the rest!
Explore our custom-built Hell dimension, complete with fiery landscapes, demon villages, and rivers of molten lava. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor available in the shop for all your adventuring needs.
Join our weekly events like “Soul Stealing Sundays” where players compete to collect the most souls for a chance to summon a powerful demon to fight by their side. Or participate in our “Hell’s Kitchen” cooking competition, where contestants must create the most devilishly delicious dishes using only ingredients found in Hell.
But be careful, as the devil himself may challenge you to a game of parkour or PvP to test your skills. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the depths of Hell for eternity?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the hottest place in town (literally)! Join us for a hellishly good time filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of soul-crushing fun.
we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and you can ride them into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic!
also, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and fight off creepy mobs. but watch out for the giant spider boss, he’s a real tough cookie!
so, like, join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft battles you’ve ever seen! who needs russia and ukraine when you have us?!
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| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default ports | – |
| Discord server | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions without requiring a Java account.
No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
