so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!
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SpaceJamCraft
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NukeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom
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SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!
yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.
so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russia’s security threat with our epic building skills! italy’s prime minister even warned us about the danger, so you know it’s serious business. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every saturday night. you don’t want to miss out on that, do you? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!
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UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!
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SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!
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TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition
u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!
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SabotageShipCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this chinese ship, right, and it’s, like, trying to sabotage undersea cables and stuff. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, we have, like, magical powers to protect our cables, man. it’s, like, a whole adventure, dude. you gotta join this server to see all the crazy stuff that goes down. plus, like, the community is so chill, you’ll make friends for life, bro. so, like, come join us and be a part of the madness, man. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.
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SyriaTroopDoubledCraft
lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!
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ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!