come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!
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UkrainianDroneFundsNYT
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SaltTyphoon & TreasuryHackers
so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super lit, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the US Treasury sanctioned this chinese company cuz they were like, causing salt typhoons or something, and then there was this hacker who tried to mess with the treasury but got caught! like, how wild is that?Join our server and be part of the madness, build your own salty typhoon or hack into the virtual treasury (just kidding, please don’t hack anything). But seriously, come join us for some epic adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality. Plus, we have free virtual snacks, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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GDP Defense Boost – Crafty Lithuania
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Lithuania is all like, “we gotta boost our defense spending to like, 5-6% of GDP cuz Russia be all up in our grill, yo.” so, like, if you wanna be a part of some crazy intense battles and defend against Russian aggression, then you gotta join this server, man. like, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a total badass. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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TikTokTrumpBanLolCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, biden was all like, nah man, i ain’t gonna ban tiktok, let trump deal with that mess when he comes back to the white house. so like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will make you pee your pants with excitement. plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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CitizenBlockerCraft
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, you know? like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as their base. it was hilarious, man.and get this, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin. it’s wild, i tell ya. you gotta join just to see it for yourself.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who walks around the server giving out hugs? yeah, he’s a real charmer. you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else, i promise you.
so come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. who needs citizenship when you can have this much fun in minecraft, right?
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TikTokBlockParty
Are you tired of your brain turning into mush from scrolling through TikTok all day? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as all that brain rot magically disappears as you embark on epic adventures, build insane creations, and battle creepers like a boss. Who needs TikTok when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and say goodbye to brain rot forever!
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DroneBusters Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than shootin’ down drones? playin’ on this epic minecraft server! we got creepers that explode in glitter, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows outta their bows!join us if u wanna have a blast buildin’ ur own castle, fightin’ dragons with rubber chickens, and ridin’ pigs into battle! we even have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with villagers all night long!
so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only thing we shoot down is boredom!
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PutinVsBidenCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where biden aides warned putin about air disasters in russia but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from any shadow wars! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the hype is about. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the crazy adventures and epic battles that go down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! #putinaintgotnothinonus #bidenaintplayin #minecraftmadness
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DroneBustersMC
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, a wild drone appears out of nowhere! but don’t worry, on our server, the German cabinet has got your back. they’re gonna let the military shoot down those pesky illegal drones so you can keep on crafting in peace. join us for the most epic battles against drones you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
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UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers
Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!