NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

bang for your buck, cost effective, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, high quality, Investment, Justified, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Overpriced, OverpricedButWorthIt, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Value, worth it, worth the money, Worthwhile

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	4419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

addiction, Addictive, AddictiveCraft, Class action lawsuit, Digital, digital addiction, lawsuit, lawsuit against addiction, lawsuit against platforms, lawsuit against social media, lawsuit against technology, man, mental health, mental health lawsuit, Montreal, MontrealMan, Platforms, social media, social media addiction, social media platforms, socials, Technology, technology addiction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

#sustainability, alarming trends, Biodiversity loss, climate change, collapse, critical situation, Earth systems, EarthSysCollapseCraft, ecological collapse., ecological disaster, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, findings, global warming, Natural resources, planetary health, research, scientific study, study, urgent action needed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Zombie Dances:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

adventurers, Adventures, Allowed, Applications, Challenging, Community, crazy, Datapacks, Discord, Fire, Fires, Friends, Fun, java, Mature, Minecraft, Pl3xmap, Plugins, respectful, Server, smores, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	702
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

Overview:

Launch Date	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty	Hard 💪
Fire Spread	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap	Yes 🗺️✨
Discord	Yes 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly	Yes 🌈

Upcoming Events:

Why Join Us?

Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads
Custom Nether Portals
Mini Blocks
Wandering Trades
Armor Statues
Unlock All Recipes
More Effective Tools
Fast Leaf Decay
Multiplayer Sleep
Double Shulker Shells
Armored Elytra
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
AFK Display
Spawn Teleport
Kill Empty Boats

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker
Pl3xMap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

54-58, CraftySpaghetti, falegname, Gesù, Giacomo, Giuda, Giuseppe, il filo, incredulità, ITA, Maria, matteo, Minecraft, miracoli, Mt 13, Patria, prodigi, profeta, sapienza, scandalo, Server, simone, sinagoga, sorelle, Vangelo

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP

best-selling video games, bestsellers, bros, game rankings, game sales, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming trends, june, June bestsellers, June releases, June sales, june video games, JuneBrosCraft, Minecraft, popular games, smp, top charts, top games, top sellers, top video games, video game market, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!

But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

MomStepDadDramaCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Duty, family dynamics, Family Values, love, loyalty, MomStepDadDramaCraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-parenting, stepfamily, Support, teenage rebellion, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2385	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Just like in real life, you’ll be expected to support your fellow players, even if you don’t really want to. Feel the pressure of being the “older sibling” and deal with the consequences of not living up to expectations.

But don’t worry, our server is full of outrageous arguments, unexpected twists, and plenty of passive-aggressive comments to keep you entertained. Who needs a therapist when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come join us and see if you’re the AITA in this virtual family drama. Trust us, it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget!

CultEscapeCraft

cult abuse, cult awareness, cult brainwashing, cult control, cult escapee, cult exit, cult experience, cult indoctrination, cult influence, cult leader, cult manipulation, cult member, cult psychology, cult recovery, cult support, cult survivor, cult tactics, cult trauma, cult warning signs, CultEscapeCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Votes:	7446
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4558
Alien Abductions:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Have you ever been part of a cult and thought, “Hmm, this is getting a bit too cult-y for me”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for ex-cult members to find solace and freedom!

Join us and escape the clutches of your former cult with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. The last straw for many of our players was when the cult leader tried to make them sacrifice their diamond pickaxes in a ritual to summon Herobrine.

So come on over and join us for a cult-free, diamond-filled adventure on our Minecraft server! Who needs brainwashing when you can have block-building fun instead?

New Minecraft Servers 2025

national security law Minecraft Servers