come build your dream house in the shape of a giant baguette or battle it out with your friends in epic pvp battles. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
join us now and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that. just trust us, you won’t regret it. #vivalafrance #minecraftmadness
join us for a chance to build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and have a pet zombie named fred. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.
we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. you can play spleef with a twist – the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.
so why wait? join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with magic, mayhem, and lots of laughs. let’s gooooooo!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Helpful Community | Members are great about helping newcomers and even build items for them. |
| Commands | TPA, set homes, back, grave (gravestones) available for ease of gameplay. |
| Shader Capability | Ability to use shaders and cute resource packs for enhanced visual experience. |
| Ice & Fire | Encounter dragons, unicorns, cyclops, cockatrice, etc. in a highly configured setting. |
| Food Options | Various food options available including simple farming, farmer’s delight, and communal kitchen. |
| Progression | Top-tier progression system with specialization options and 1500 quests. |
| Dimensions | Explore 100+ biomes, structures, dungeons, and 10+ new dimensions. |
A: The server is less than a month old.
A: Preferably 21+, but 18+ individuals are also welcome.
A: Most members build around spawn but not on top of it. You are free to build wherever you like.
A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where members hang out, but joining is optional.
A: Progression is key, and you cannot start with diamond gear. Work up to it as you play.
1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.
2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!
4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.
So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
Join our server for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious competition ever seen in Minecraft. Will the heavyweights dominate with their sheer size and strength, or will the lightweight contenders outmaneuver them with their speed and agility? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Bacon can be found deep within its chambers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim this coveted prize?
So come on and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected twists await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be morally supporting your fellow players, navigating through awkward situations, and dealing with mental problems (in-game, of course). Our Asian-inspired culture will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dinners and dates.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server that’s more dysfunctional than a psychologist’s office. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Happy July 4th, Minecrafters!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!
But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?
So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!