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Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ores Mined:	4750	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

Minecraft SMP: The HapPENINGrealm

air travel, airplane crash, Aviation (Industry), aviation accident, aviation safety, boeing, Brazil, breaking news, crashed, emergency response, Fatalities, Happening, HapPENINGrealm, investigation, Minecraft, national news, News, passenger airliner, São Paulo, Sao Paulo airport, smp, survivors, Tragedy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Enchantments Applied:	189
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only crashes you’ll experience are the epic fails of your friends trying to build a simple house! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, unexpected lava traps, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our parties. We once had a player who tried to tame a pack of wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs – let’s just say it didn’t end well for him. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it!

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for the pranksters who love to booby trap them with TNT. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

OilCraft: China’s Kitchen Disasters

China, Chinas, consumer protection, contamination, cooking oil, corporate responsibility, Disasters, environmental impact, ethical concerns, Food Industry, Food Safety, government regulation, health crisis, illegal practices, investigative journalism, kitchen, national news, OilCraft, public health, public outcry, regulatory enforcement, scandal, tainted products, toxic chemicals

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE CHINA BUT WITHOUT THE COOKING OIL CONTAMINATION SCANDAL HAHAHA. LIKE, U WON’T FIND ANY TOXIC OIL HERE, JUST PURE BLOCKY FUN.

IMAGINE IF CHINA WAS MADE OF BLOCKS AND U COULD BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT POISON OIL. THAT’S WHAT THIS SERVER IS LIKE.

SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE DRAMA OF CHINA’S OIL CRISIS. BUILD A GIANT TOILET OR A FLOATING PIG CASTLE, THE CHOICE IS YOURS. LET’S GET BLOCKY, BABY!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

aid group, Canada, canada immigration, deportation, deportation order, Edition, ex-employee, extremist organization, foreign relations, Globalnews.ca, government action, Hamas-linked, HamasCraft, immigration law, international relations, legal proceedings, MIDDLE EAST, national news, political news, refugee status, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5878

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

CraftyLand Minecraft Server

Community, Country, CraftyLand, culture, current affairs, customs, Events, Government, Happenings, happenings around me, happenings in my country, happenings in society, Lifestyle, local events, local news, Minecraft, national news, News, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, Traditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join forces with him and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate power. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Void Armor Forged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7424	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4057	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4860	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!