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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7457 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 191 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 1589 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.