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Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Villages Defended:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

CreepyCraft SMP: How to Approach Single Ladies

advice, approach, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, Conversation, creepy, creepycraft, DATING, Empathy, genuine interest, ladies, non-verbal cues, online dating, reddit, relationships, Respect, single, single women, smp, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Are you looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with and build epic structures together? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places, whether it’s in a dark cave or on top of a towering mountain. Our community is full of single players just like you, ready to mingle and craft their way into your heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep for love on our crazy SMP server!

NoMoreHornyAnime

Anime, Audience, Author, better, Character development, creativity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Fiction, horny, Improvement, inappropriate, mature content, NoMoreHornyAnime, originality, Plot, Show, STOP, storytelling, television

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of anime characters having unrealistic proportions and constantly being in compromising situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is a safe haven from all the unnecessary fan service and questionable plot lines. Join us for a wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting hot is your lava moat. Say goodbye to awkward moments and hello to building epic structures without any distractions. Trust us, your eyes will thank you.

Crafty Creeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that is LIT AF, then u gotta come to our server, cuz like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles u will ever see in ur life. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes and it was like, WHOA. and then another time, we had a whole village of villagers who started a rebellion against the players and it was like, WOAH.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base that is guarded by a dragon and if u can defeat it, u get a lifetime supply of diamonds. like, how insane is that?! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft characters and dance the night away.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and make memories that will last forever, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on over and join the fun!

GazaVaxDelivery25K

coordinates, crisis management., Delivery, emergency response, FEARS, gaza, GazaVaxDelivery25K, global health, humanitarian crisis, Infectious Disease, international aid, Israel, medical supplies, MIDDLE EAST, outbreak, polio vaccine, Prevention, public health, vaccination, vaccination campaign, Vials

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we coordinate the delivery of 25,100 polio vaccine vials to save the virtual world from a deadly outbreak! we need brave players to help distribute the vaccines and protect the pixelated citizens from this pixelated disease. join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Troublesome Trio: A Comedy of Errors on Triumvirate SMP/Factions 1.21!

bedrock, Claims, comedy, Community, Craft, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Enjoy, errors, Experience, java, Launch, Leave, Minecraft, new series, perfect, Plugins, Server, server launch, Shop, smp, SMPFactions, Tight nit, Trio, Triumvirate, troublesome

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Items Found:	8290

Overview
The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

Overview

The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Triumvirate Network?	The Triumvirate Network is a server based on factions gameplay.
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock Crossplay.
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more.
When is the server launching?	The server is launching in about a week.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is in desperate need of a hero!

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the land from evil mobs and treacherous villains. Use your Minecraft skills to build mighty fortresses, slay dragons, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the adventure of a lifetime! This server needs a hero, and that hero could be you.

Minecraft SMP: 2 GOATS in a Block

BLOCK, Goats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	7513	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to 2 GOATS, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. But instead of dying, they emerged as a fire-proof superhero with the power to shoot flaming arrows from their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On 2 GOATS, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. But beware, it is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s early music.

So come join us on 2 GOATS, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant chicken). See you in the game!

CancerCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Cancer, CancerCraft, Communication, Decision making, Disclosure, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, Grief, health, Honesty, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, Server, Siblings, stress, Support, surgery, survival rate, thyroid cancer, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping secrets like a pro spy! Join us for a wild ride of secrecy and surprises, just like this player who kept their cancer diagnosis under wraps from their own kids. Who needs transparency when you can have a thrilling game of hide and seek with your health information?

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good mystery and enjoy keeping their loved ones on their toes. Just like this player’s kids, who were left in the dark about their parent’s health scare until the very last minute. Who needs open communication when you can have a dramatic reveal instead?

So come join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless, of course, your nosy sister spills the beans!

Banhammered: No Racism Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anger management, Banhammered, behavior modification, Communication, consequences, cultural sensitivity, discipline, Diverse Community, education, emotional regulation, family dynamics, internet safety, learning, online behavior, parenting, racism, Reflection, Therapy, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.

Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!

TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP

Assurance, Authenticity, candidness, Clarity, Curiosity, directness, frankness, guarantee, Honesty, inquiry, Integrity, Minecraft, open communication, Openness, question.., sincerity, smp, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, Truth, truthfulness, TruthfulQsOnly

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6544	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	4211	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).