national defense Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyUkraineWarzone

Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarzone, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, emergency, extended, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, legislation, martial law, May 9, Military, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news, Unrest, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine vibes and martial law until may 9!! fight off creepers and zombies with your martial arts skills and build a ukraine-themed base to protect yourself from the chaos. join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to ukraine where you can meet real-life martial artists and learn their ways. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NorwayCraft: Redstone Rumble

Conflict, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Defense, electronic warfare, electronic warfare tactics, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, information warfare, intensifies, international relations, Military, military capabilities, national defense, Nordic countries, norway, NorwayCraft, Redstone, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strategic threats, Technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5265	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia is going all out with their electronic warfare against norway, but like, we got our own electronic warfare going on in this minecraft server, ya know?

join us and you’ll be dodging virtual missiles and hacking into enemy bases like a pro. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

plus, we have the best parties in town. like, last week we had a pig riding competition and the winner got a diamond sword. it was epic, dude.

so, if you’re looking for some crazy fun and intense battles, come join us. but watch out for those sneaky russians, they might try to hack into our server too. ain’t nobody messing with our blocky paradise!

LithuanianWarriors Minecraft Server

Agreement, Baltic region, Baltic security, Baltic states, defense budget, defense expenditure, eastern europe, economic growth, gdp, Government, international relations, Leaders, Lithuania, LithuanianWarriors, military investment, military spending, Minecraft, national defense, nato, political decision, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the leaders of Lithuania are like, “Yo, let’s spend 5.5% of our GDP on military stuff”? Like, who even does that in Minecraft, right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. Join us for some epic battles and crazy military shenanigans. Plus, you never know when a zombie apocalypse might hit and you’ll be glad you joined our army of blocky warriors. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, BaguetteCraft, Belarus Attack, Counter, crisis response, Defense, european union, French Special Forces, Geopolitics, international relations, military exercises, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, national defense, nato, Secret Exercise, SECURITY, Server, Special Operations, Special Tactics, strategic planning, Ukraine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

so like, u know how French Special Forces are like super cool and stuff, well they had this like totally secret exercise to like, counter this attack on Ukraine by Belarus. it was like a super intense training session with like, explosions and stuff. but like, guess what? they did it all in Minecraft! yea, u heard me right, they built this whole like, virtual battlefield in Minecraft and like, trained for the attack. so like, if u wanna be part of this epicness, u gotta join our server. u can be like, a virtual French Special Forces soldier and like, save Ukraine from the evil Belarusians. it’s gonna be like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. so like, come join us and be part of this like, totally insane adventure!

DefendCraft: German Edition

Armed Forces, bundeswehr, DefendCraft, Defense, defense division, defense forces, Edition, european defense, German, germany, homeland security, military division, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, military unit, national defense, national security, territorial defence, territorial protection

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

KrautCraft Homeland Defenders

Armed Forces, army division, Defenders, Defense, German homeland security, german military, germany, Germany army, HOMELAND, homeland defense, homeland protection, homeland security, KrautCraft, Military, military division, national defense, national security, new, Plans, security forces, security measures, security strategy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, germany is like, planning this whole new homeland security army division thing, but like, in minecraft! how crazy is that? you gotta join this server to be part of the most epic army ever! we’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies like there’s no tomorrow, man. and like, the leader of the division is this super cool dude who once punched a ender dragon in the face and lived to tell the tale. so, like, if you wanna be a part of something totally insane and epic, join this server now! let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	971	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

Advanced weaponry, Asia-Pacific security, Beijing, Chinese threat, defense systems, east asia, geopolitical tensions, hypersonic, hypersonic missiles, military advancements, military strategy, military technology, missile capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national defense, regional conflict, taiwan, Taiwan defense, Taiwan news, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

NightOwlVsEarlyBird – Minecraft SMP

bedtime habits, biological clock, circadian rhythm, early riser, energy levels, Minecraft, morning motivation, morning person, morning person benefits, morning rituals, morning routine, night owl, night person, night person advantages, night time activities, night time relaxation, NightOwlVsEarlyBird, productivity in the morning, sleep patterns, sleep preferences, sleep quality, sleep schedule, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2802	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you night owls and early birds out there!

Join our server and experience the ultimate battle between morning people and night people. Will the morning crew be able to build their epic structures before the night crew comes in and blows them up with TNT? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party that only happens at midnight. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with your fellow night dwellers?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and choose your side in the great morning vs. night war. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and craziest players will survive in this epic showdown!

CraftyHeartbreakers

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup recovery, CraftyHeartbreakers, DATING, Emotional healing, healing, healing after breakup, healing journey, Healing Process, healing tips, HEARTBREAK, moving on, relationships, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Potions Brewed:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your next blocky bae! Our server is filled with eligible players who are ready to dig deep into your heart and build a strong relationship with you.

Join us for our weekly speed dating events where you can meet potential partners while racing against creepers and dodging lava pits. Our love experts will be on hand to help you navigate the treacherous waters of post-breakup dating and ensure you find your perfect match.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, a rare and powerful gem that is said to bring eternal happiness to anyone who finds it. Rumor has it that couples who mine the Love Diamond together will have a bond stronger than diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love mining begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate among the pixelated pigs and pixelated trees.

CanopyCarnageMC

#sustainability, Amazon, amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, CanopyCarnageMC, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, Clearance, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, degradation, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Forest, global warming, greenhouse gases, Rainforest, tree canopy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9300
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIKE THE AMAZON BUT WITHOUT THE CARBON, YO. OUR TREE CANOPY IS SO DEGRADED, IT BE LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T CLEARING THE WHOLE FOREST, JUST PARTS OF IT. COME JOIN US AND HELP US SAVE THE VIRTUAL AMAZON, ONE PIXELATED TREE AT A TIME. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, YO. SO COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🌲💎🤣

Rarely Online SMP, We Promise We Won’t Actually Play Weekly… Maybe whitelisted

#youtube, 1.21.1, Community, Concept, cracked clients, CST, English, Gear, Grinding, ONLINE, Play, Playtime, Promise, rarely, smp, streaming, Timezone, twitch, Usa, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist, Whitelisted, WiFi, Wont, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Server Name	Once-a-Week SMP
Version	1.21.1
Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Schedule	Once a week, same day and time
Players	5-6 members to start
Requirements	18+, English speaking, decent wifi, legitimate game ownership
Streaming/Recording	Allowed and encouraged
Location	USA or close for timing reasons (CST timezone)

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often does the server reset?	The server resets once a week, at the same day and time.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla.
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	Basic rules will be provided upon joining, but generally, respect others and have fun!
Can I record or stream my gameplay on this server?	Yes, recording and streaming are allowed and encouraged.
How can I join the server?	You will need to meet the requirements (18+, English speaking, etc.) and apply for whitelist access.

HololiveRansomCraft Server

#youtube, Accountability, controversy, cyberbullying, deserve, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, HololiveRansomCraft, internet culture, japanese, Justice, Online Community, online harassment, Pay, Server, social media, solidarity, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos happening around them.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ spinning records made of bones.

And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a magical block that can turn any player into a real-life Minecraft character for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to experience life as a blocky, pixelated hero?

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. (Disclaimer: No actual players were harmed in the making of this server description…maybe)

Snowball SMP

Alt-Right, Bigotry, discrimination, extremist, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, racial hatred, racial superiority, racism, smp, Snowball, supremacist, white identity, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, White Supremacy, world-wide, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	7239
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the sun always shines and the creepers wear sunglasses! Join us on White PrideWorld Wide for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground base where the llamas throw the best dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army at a moment’s notice. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the zombie pigmen moonwalk to victory. Just watch out for the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor and leaving them stranded in their undies.

So why join White PrideWorld Wide? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and befriend a talking parrot who knows all the server’s juiciest gossip? Come for the memes, stay for the madness – this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Camp, Conversation, favorite things, Food, FoodieFrenzy, frosty, groceries, grocery issue, hiding food, hurt feelings, Kid, lunch, Minecraft, non-perishable, pantry, renter, running low, schedules, School, Server, sharing, SNACKS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with uninvited guests? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual snacks you want without anyone stealing them! We promise no one will hide food from you or hurt your feelings by not sharing. Plus, you can build a virtual pantry to store all your goodies safely away from greedy hands. Don’t let real-life snack thieves ruin your day, come join us for a snack-filled adventure like no other!

HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mines Excavated:	2150
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?