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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4727 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 84 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9716 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
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