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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9928 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Ores Mined: | 1789 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a herd of sheep trying to ride pigs. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT.
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon bust a move like that.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness. Join now and let the insanity begin!
