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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7278 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!