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BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	712179
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	8945
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

vanillape.fun:19132

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	7854	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9599
Buildings Constructed:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!