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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1934 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
