NastyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NastyCraft: Dirty Deeds & Blocky Builds

abhorrent, blocky, Builds, deeds, deplorable, Despicable, DIRTY, disgraceful, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, IMMORAL, inappropriate, Nasty, NastyCraft, regret, Repulsive, revolting, shameful, Unethical, UNSANITARY, Vile, Wicked

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	62	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a house out of dirt? Well, look no further, because on our server, the nastiest thing you’ve ever done will pale in comparison!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!

CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

40 thieves, Ali Baba, arab world, bedrock, blinken, Blinken meeting, Blinkens, blunder, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThieves, Diplomacy, diplomacy breakdown, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, Emirati, Emirati-Palestinian relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Palestinian, political tension, shouting match, us foreign policy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2724	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	1542	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	281
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	101
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	6554	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	301673	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Items Found:	8689
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3598
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	11

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	946
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!