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Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	326
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Emeralds Found:	5197	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8662	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	3636
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Votes:	5912	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

2030 Minecraft Madness: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars & Steve is President

2030, cars, cold food, CREEPERS, cultural shifts, Delivery, digital payment, DRIVE, economic disparity, fast food, fast food industry, fast food prices, flying, Future, Globalization, immigrant workers, inflation, International, long wait times, madness, Minecraft, president, societal changes, steve, Technology, tipping culture, virtual ordering

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! Imagine a world where the price of a Big Mac meal is determined by rush hour traffic, where you have to order through a zoom call with someone in Bangladesh, and where your only tip options are 75%, 100%, or 125%! But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and experience the thrill of waiting 45 minutes for your cold burger and fries, only to have them thrown at you by a Kenyan immigrant! It’s like living in a dystopian future, but with blocks and creepers!

So why wait? Join us now and see what other crazy adventures await you on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie apocalypse or a herd of flying pigs! The possibilities are endless, just like the chaos on our server! 🤪🍔🍟🤖🐷 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Poutine Paradise: Canadian Craze Crafters

Canadian, Community Events, country living, Crafters, CRAZE, cultural experiences, economic opportunities, educational system, environmental conservation, family gatherings, healthcare system, Historical landmarks, language diversity, local cuisine, multicultural society, national pride, outdoor activities, Paradise, pixelated, Political Climate, poutine, scenic landscapes, Social Connections, Traditions, transportation infrastructure, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5333	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!