Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!
Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!
But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!
Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!
join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!
we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. And hey, if you need to blow off some steam, just unleash your inner pagan with a prayer to the Minecraft gods. We won’t judge!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community as diverse and accepting as ours? We welcome players of all backgrounds, beliefs, and play styles. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow pagans to team up with and take on the Ender Dragon together.
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Join our server today and let the adventure begin!
Join us if you want to see players accidentally blow up their own bases with TNT, get pranked with fake diamond ore, or fall into traps that lead to nowhere but a pit of lava.
We have players who have built giant statues of themselves out of dirt, tried to ride pigs off cliffs, and even attempted to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was water.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun at the expense of others, then come join us and see just how creative people can get when they’re trying to screw themselves over in the most hilarious ways possible!
But wait, there’s more! The drug has entered the ecosystem, so now the trees are growing rainbow leaves and the pigs are flying around on magic carpets. It’s a trippy world out there, and you don’t wanna miss out on the madness.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky Minecraft server! Let’s get weird, baby!
one time, a player built a roller coaster dat went straight to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes. it was so fast, even the creepers were like “whoa, slow down dude!”
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they trade emeralds for space rocks and stuff. it’s outta dis world, literally.
so come join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. even if it means building a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. yolo, amirite?
We also got a study that found out the ocean is actually made of Jello! Yeah, u heard me right, JELLO! So come on over and take a dip in our wiggly, jiggly ocean. Just watch out for the giant gummy sharks, they’ll take a bite outta ya if u ain’t careful!
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base filled with talking llamas who will teach u the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust me, it’s a life-changing experience!
So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the craziness that awaits u!
Server completely in Spanish and focused on survival, we have plugins, ranks and active staff!
We just started a while ago so come and join us!
Participate in the events we do on the server and discord to win exclusive prizes!
We are always open to suggestions
190.15.213.131:25624
Welcome to Zenith Project’s latest project… Minecraft!
Join our amazing community of people from across the globe and join us in this new adventure. Spawn in an amazing hand built spawn and explore the world with all new and custom world gen and 100+ new structures. Mine, craft and fight for your survival… or maybe create a faction with your friends to dominate the server.
If you are feeling daring try to conquer one of our dungeons alone or with friends.
mc.zenithproject.gg
| Server Name | Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP |
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| Website | https://mystmoor.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV |
| https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/ |
To join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP, you need to visit our website and apply for the whitelist. Make sure to read the rules and guidelines before applying.
Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are outlined on our website and enforced by our staff members.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP. We have strong measures in place to prevent and deal with any instances of griefing.
While we encourage immersive and creative builds on the server, there may be certain guidelines or restrictions in place to maintain the overall aesthetic and gameplay experience. Please refer to the rules for more information.
As a whitelisted community, all players must go through the application process to join the server. However, you can encourage your friends to apply and join us on this exciting journey.