Nasdaq MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftTeslaTrillionaire

elon musk, finance, growth, Investment, Decline

lol come join our minecraft server where we build houses out of tesla cars cuz their market cap is sinking faster than a lead balloon. stonks go down, but fun goes up on this server. we ride elon musk’s rocket ship to the moon and back, collecting diamonds and emeralds along the way. forget about stocks, invest in virtual blocks on our server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the stock market crash. join now before elon musk himself bans us from the server for being too wild.

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BlockChainz: Where Even the Creepers Invest in Bitcoin!

digital economy, asset management, BlockChainz, Technology, finance

Are you tired of boring old Bitcoin bull runs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only bull runs you’ll see are the ones charging through our virtual pastures! Our server is like the Nasdaq of Minecraft, with added volatility for that extra thrill. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have virtual cows running wild? Join now for a wild ride of blocky proportions!

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Pussyless Grind Minecraft Server

Pussyless, Minecraft, determination, self worth, self-control

Tired of working your ass off with no reward in sight? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Why settle for a fat whore who smells like shit when you can join our server and have access to pussy of the highest caliber? That’s right, our server is filled with sexy Minecraft characters just waiting to be wooed by your pixelated charm. Say goodbye to your boring real life and hello to a virtual paradise where the possibilities are endless. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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GossipCraft Minecraft Server

Orbiters, OTK, influencers, Entertainment, twitch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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MindReaderMC Server

Father’s Day, friendship, gift giving, Understanding, advice

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate revenge experience? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner petty side just like this woman did to her husband on Father’s Day.

Imagine a world where you can leave messes everywhere and make others clean up after you, just like this husband did to his wife. But beware, karma might come back to bite you just like it did to him when he found his precious grill in a mess.

Join our server and show your loved ones what it feels like to be taken for granted. Communicate your frustrations in the most passive-aggressive way possible, just like this woman did. And if anyone tries to give you advice, just ignore them and continue on your petty path.

So come on over and experience the ultimate petty revenge Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world? Join now and let the pettiness begin!

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PreggoCraft Subways

standing, internal medicine resident, exhausted, medical resident, Medical Profession

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant ladies on public transportation? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual subway system and never have to give up your seat to anyone, pregnant or not!

Our server is perfect for exhausted medical residents who need a break from the real world. You can create your own hospital and treat virtual patients without worrying about judgmental roommates calling you out for being an AH.

Join us for a dose of virtual reality where you can finally get the rest you deserve without any pregnant lady drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with subway etiquette!

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CraftyPalestinianBans

CraftyPalestinianBans, Government, employment, pro-Palestinian students, protest

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is like.

we got ridonkulous builds that will blow your mind. like, we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS.

and the players on this server? they’re like wizards, man. they can build anything with just a flick of their wand… i mean, mouse.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. and if you find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, because the top civil servant in Germany’s education ministry got fired for not joining. true story.

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CraftyClicks: Where reading is optional, but building is mandatory!

content consumption, information sources, social media, fake news, information quality

so like, u know how ppl r always on their phones reading stuff on social media? well, u should join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of that! instead of reading boring stuff, u can come on here and play and have fun! it’s like a vacation for ur brain from all the dumb stuff u see online. plus, there’s like, this crazy story about how the server was built on a magical land where unicorns and dragons roam free. so if u wanna escape reality and have a blast, join this server now!

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LonelyCraft: Meds Edition

loneliness predicts, indicated, Edition, Loneliness, DEVELOPING

u know wat u need to cure loneliness? u need to join dis epic minecraft server! we got all da craziness and fun u need to forget about ur problems.

we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.

so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?

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CopperCraft

Minecraft, smp, Redstone, Veterans, adult players

CopperCraft is a 1.21 whitelisted survival server designed specifically for adult players.

Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, CopperCraft offers a friendly and laidback environment where you can explore the latest features of Minecraft 1.21. Our server aims to foster a strong community spirit and an experience free from the limitations of bigger servers.

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