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BirdsOfWarCraft: When your feathered friends turn on each other in the ultimate battle for survival!

Animals, avian, battle, BirdsOfWarCraft, Conflict, emotions, Feathered, forgiveness, Friends, Grief, Guilt, hate, Killed, Loss, loved, Memories, ownership, pet birds, Pets, Reflection, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Sadness, Survival, Tragedy, Turn, Ultimate

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ores Mined:	9417
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of your pet birds turning on each other in a twisted game of avian betrayal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feathered friends can’t harm each other (or you)! Say goodbye to bird drama and hello to endless block-building fun. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t peck each other to death? Join us now and leave the bird drama behind!

CheerCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist shaking their pom-poms!

athleticism, cheer competitions, CheerCraft, cheerleaders, cheerleading controversy, cheerleading culture, cheerleading skills, cheerleading squad, cheerleading stereotypes, cheerleading tryouts, cheerleading uniforms, college, CREEPERS, Dance, high school, Performance, pom poms, pompoms, Resist, Routines, school spirit, SHAKING, sports, stunts, team spirit

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Do you love cheerleaders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole squad of cheerleaders who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers! Join us for the ultimate pep rally experience in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the top of the world and try to land in a pool of lava? It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have cheerleaders, disco parties, and death-defying stunts?

Nasally Nonsense Minecraft Server: Where Complaining is the Main Event!

ANNOYING, Boring, Complain, complaining, controversial, criticism, critique, Entertainment, Event, FAGGOT, IRRITATING, judgmental, Main, Minecraft, Music, Nasally, nonsense, opinion, Personality, perspective, Podcast, pretentious, rant, Server, unpopular, VOICE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!

EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!

Adventure, bureaucracy, citizenship, citizenship by investment, dream, dual citizenship, Easiest, easiest EU passport, Escape, escapecraft, european union, freedom, Get out, immigration, new beginning, opportunity, Paperwork, process, Relocation, residency, shithole, travel

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5357
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the mobs have adorable relationships!

adorable, affectionate, Beautiful, Best Friend, Blessed, Crafty, creeper, cute, forever.., happily ever after, Happy, Kingdom, love, Marriage, mobs, partner, partner in crime, relationship, relationships, soulmate, Special, Spouse, SWEET, Wife, yangki

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!

CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

bethesda, bethesda games, CraftyFart, CREEPERS, fallout 76, future development, future of gaming, game analysis, game development, game development rate, game endings, game industry, game release, game sequels, game series, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming predictions, gaming trends, midnight, roommates, scarier, series finale, snack, tv show, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	3843
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4447	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	103	Ores Mined:	6399
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.