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Nasally Nonsense Minecraft Server: Where Complaining is the Main Event!

ANNOYING, Boring, Complain, complaining, controversial, criticism, critique, Entertainment, Event, FAGGOT, IRRITATING, judgmental, Main, Minecraft, Music, Nasally, nonsense, opinion, Personality, perspective, Podcast, pretentious, rant, Server, unpopular, VOICE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Riddles SMP

Adventure, barter, Builder, camaraderie, challenge, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, entrepreneur, Events, Exploration, Gear, Graves, Land Claim, MCMMO, multiplayer, Rewards, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to Riddles Village SMP Step into Riddles Village SMP, a survival multiplayer world where creativity, community, and adventure collide! Our SMP server is designed for players who crave a blend of exploration, camaraderie, and a dash of challenge—perfect for builders, explorers, and entrepreneurs alike.

Features That Set Us Apart: Custom Graves – No need to stress about losing items! Our custom graves keep your gear safe with instant pickups and auto-equip for seamless recovery.

Balanced Player Economy – Dive into a dynamic economy where you can trade, barter, and build your wealth alongside other players.

Smart Land Claims – Protect your builds effortlessly with a secure land-claim system, giving you peace of mind while you expand your empire.

Immersive Community Events – Participate in community-driven events and seasonal challenges that keep things exciting and offer big rewards!

Whether you’re solo adventuring, teaming up with friends, or building a thriving settlement, Riddles Village SMP is a place where everyone belongs. Join us today to write your story, explore new horizons, and make memories that last in a world that’s as alive as you make it!

smp.riddlesvillage.com

DokFactory-TechnoMagic Minecraft server

dokfactory, Draconic Evolution, Explore, Forestry, HiTech, Industrial Craft, MAGICAL, Materials, mechanisms, Minecraft, Monsters, Ores, Server, Structures, technomagic, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, Universe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Thoughtful magical minecraft server! Build cool mechanisms, mine and process various materials and ores. Build cool magical structures, fight powerful monsters and explore this mysterious, magical universe with us

Fish Personality Minecraft Server

alone, Contemplative, deep thinker, deep thoughts, Fish, Fish Out of Water, fish personality, introspection, Introspective, introspective thinker, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, Personality, Quiet, reflective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, solitary, solitude

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of swimming in the sea of loneliness with the personality of a fish? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from your solitude! Join us and dive into a world where you can be anything you want, even a fish with a better personality than you!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here. We have unicorns that poop rainbows, dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, challenge a group of evil villagers to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely of cheese. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your fishy personality shine!

Biggest Indies General Minecraft SMP

1000 viewers, 3-month average, 999 CCV, big, Biggest, Biggest Indies General, Buy Merch Edition, ferrets, Flip, general, haha, indie vtubers, indies, lig, Live, Logo, Minecraft, Mint, OP Template, Oshi, Shill, smp, Swarm, Vod channels, vsj, VT, Wordcloud creator

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	2974
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we only accept the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a wordcloud creator that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our exclusive /BIG/ logo that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ferrets, who will guide you on epic adventures through the virtual world. And if that’s not enough, we have vod channels that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, only the biggest and best vtubers are welcome here. See you in the game!

Forever Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

A private server started for friends but would like to build a larger community. If you are interested in joining, add “Berckawits” on Discord or click the discord link to join our discord channel. 18+ required more mature the better. Happy to add game modes and other worlds depending on people interests.

15.204.152.68:51239

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Void Armor Forged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	988	Emeralds Found:	9744

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Sorawo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper named Bob.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve? He loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

So what are you waiting for? Join Sorawo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond armor.

Pixelated Prison Princess: Trapped Allure – Minecraft SMP

adventure game, Allure, escape game, Gaming Community, indie game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nintend-bros, Nintendo E-Shop, nintendo switch, pixelated, princess, Prison, Prison Princess, puzzle game, release date, smp, Trapped, Trapped Allure, trapped princess, upcoming release, US Release, video game, visual novel

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is so epic that it’s not even on the US Nintendo E-Shop yet! That’s right, we’re so exclusive that even Nintendo can’t handle our level of awesomeness.

Join us next week for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of melons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it.

So why wait for it to be on the E-Shop when you can join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

Team Extreme

Adventure, Anarchy, battle royale, BATTLEGROUNDS, Challenges, Clans, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Loot, Looting, PvE, PvP, Raiding, SKIRMISH, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Animals Bred:	109	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

teamextreme.mc.gg

EmpiresMC

battle, building, Community, Earth, Empires, EmpiresMC, Events, Explore, Factions, factions pvp, Friends, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Supremacy, Survival, Tournaments, Towns, Towny, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

A new Minecraft server that balances the pvp of factions with the building and dominance of towny. Our server is a great place to find friends, explore the world and battle for supremacy.

We have a variety of plugins to make the experience even more enjoyable. Our Kingdoms plugin allows players to create their own towns and build their own empires aswell as having that factions pvp aspect to it.

We are a friendly and active community. Our server is full of people who want to explore, build and battle. We also host a variety of events and tournaments to keep the server interesting.

If you are looking for an exciting Minecraft experience, come join us on the Empires server. We look forward to seeing you!

104.128.51.2:25619

CrapCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, Bot, comedy, controversial, Crap, CrapCraft, dark humor, edgy humor, Garbage, humor, humor analysis, humor criticism, humor critique, humor evaluation, humor review, humorless, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, offensive humor, offensive jokes, satire, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!