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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3445 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!
But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!
And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!
So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉