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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 768 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2220 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
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