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Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	24	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Dimension Hops:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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