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Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2980
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3082	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4902
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Towns Built:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5902
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	9496	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9503

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7881	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3546	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!