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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2444 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4298 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!