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BaconCraft: The Caviar Challenge

bacon, BaconCraft, Caviar, challenge, Culinary, delicacy, exclusive, expensive, Extravagant, Farming, fine dining, Food, Gourmet, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, opulence, rare, rare treat, Wealthy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

join dis minecraft server and u can farm bacon like itz the rarest thing in da world. u gotta work hard for dat crispy goodness. but guess what? caviar iz like dirt easy to farm here. u can have fancy fish eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. itz like u a fancy millionaire without even trying. come join us and live da high life with bacon and caviar galore. itz gonna be a feast fit for a king, or at least a minecraft player pretending to be one.

AcneCraft: Omega3 Deficit – Level Up Your Skin

acne, AcneCraft, deficit, deficits, dietary habits, healthy skin, Inflammatory Response, LEVEL, long-term effects, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, omega-3 deficiency, omega-3 fatty acids, Omega3, participants, Prevention, research, Severity, skin, skin care, skin conditions, skin health, study, target levels, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4709
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	2424

join dis epic minecraft server where u can level up ur omega-3 fatty acids and Mediterranean diet skills to fight off acne like a pro! 98.3% of players start with deficits in omega-3s, but if u reach ur target levels, u will see ur acne vanish like magic! come join us for a wild ride of skincare and survival, and watch as ur skin clears up faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

NudeCraft: Minecraft Server

adult content, Daring, exhibitionism, explicit content, Minecraft, my gf in a bar outside, naked in public, naughty adventures, NudeCraft, outrageous behavior, pic is related, post your best, public display, public nudity, revealing outfits, risky behavior, scandalous behavior, Server, social norms, taboo activities, Uncensored, wild night out

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear clothes all the time? Well, look no further because on our server, you can run around butt-naked in public and nobody will bat an eye!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can post your best naked pic and win fabulous prizes! Just like the pic related, where my girlfriend was at a bar outside…wait, what?

Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to cover up when your mom walks in…or not, we won’t judge!

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Exclusive content, Gaming Community, hoyoverse, In-game stickers, Japanese version, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen, please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, Uniform, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic adventures of Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors who will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with lore that will make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and prepare to be amazed!

And if you need more reasons to join, how about redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get your hands on ZZZFREE100, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZZZ2024, and ZZZTVCM to unlock exclusive content and rewards.

Still not convinced? We even have ZZZ stickers that will make your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	3439
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

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BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	833952
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Votes:	6978
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.