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CloseCallMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	7610
Dimension Hops:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	3612

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Chimeras Created:	1

Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

DailyDoseOfDerps Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most elite and outrageous players who are ready to take Minecraft to a whole new level.

Imagine a world where players ride around on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and hold epic dance parties in the Nether. That’s just a typical day on our server. We’ve got players who have tamed dragons, built entire cities in the sky, and even created their own mini-games that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous and hilarious community events you’ve ever seen. From costume contests where players dress up as their favorite mobs to massive treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-studded golden toilet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and become part of the craziest and most fun community around. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for your wild antics and insane builds.

CraftyMysteryLand

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the biggest mystery ever – why do creepers explode when they get close to you? Is it because they’re secretly just big green balloons filled with TNT? Only one way to find out – join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted the power of infinite chicken nuggets. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Get your groove on with these bony party animals and show off your best dance moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! we’ve got more boom boom than a fireworks show on the fourth of july, and our players are dropping like flies from all the excitement. join now and see if you can survive the chaos and carnage, or if you’ll end up like one of those poor Hezbollah dudes in Lebanon. it’s a blast, literally!

LebCraft BoomPager Iran

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Votes:	6326

lol come join our minecraft server where even the iranian ambassador got injured by a pager explosion!! if that doesn’t make you wanna play, i don’t know what will!! we have explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?? join now for a wild ride like no other!!

Soda Pain, Java Relief

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2954
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	4833
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	283	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3641	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	438333	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8478
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).