Narrowly Avoided MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CloseCallMinecraftSMP

brush with death, CloseCallMinecraftSMP, close call, heart-stopping close call, narrowly avoided

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

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BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape

escape unscathed, BlockDodge, lucky save, narrowly averted, dodged a close one

Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

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MilCraft Server: BF BS Detector

military lies, Military Missions, military training lies, Server, military training stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy stories? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to meet our resident army veteran, who has survived more insane missions than you can imagine.

This guy claims to have saved multiple recruits from hurting themselves, survived canons being shot near his head causing a hearing injury, and even had a bomb explode near him messing up his back. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! He’ll regale you with tales of climbing mountains in freezing temperatures, sleeping almost naked in -5 climate, and so much more.

But wait, there’s more! He’ll also impress you with his knowledge of sports teams, horseback riding, and music bands, even if he can’t quite remember the details. And if you ask for proof, he’ll proudly show off his camo suit, because nothing says “army veteran” like a camo suit, right?

So come join our server for a wild ride filled with unbelievable stories, questionable facts, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

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BusSeat4GrannyNotBratty

6 year old, Cane, giving up seat, Kid, #venting

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents and their demanding children on public transport? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where manners actually matter!

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus and never worry about giving up your seat to a kid again. You can even create a special seat just for old ladies with canes – they deserve a comfortable ride too!

Vent to your virtual brother about your real-life encounters with entitled parents, and together, you can strategize on how to handle these situations in the future. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come up with some hilarious pranks to play on entitled passengers in the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a world where kindness and respect reign supreme!

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AnnoyingDailyMinecraftSMP

daily irritations, Nuisance, daily inconveniences, daily annoyances, persistent irritations

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned builds? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension, and a pet dragon that breathes out cupcakes instead of fire. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with our villager friends who know how to drop some sick beats.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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NoMoreCreepers

Existence, pondering, theoretical question, ethical quandary, moral choice

If you had to remove one thing from existence, it should definitely be lag on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where lag doesn’t exist, just like unicorns and flying pigs. Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the game on a magic carpet made of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out enchanted llama spit that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaos?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right. A CAKE DIMENSION. Just imagine building your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, while fending off zombie cake monsters. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be part of the most epic, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cake, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

military strategy, international relations, peace talks, Israel, gaza

join our epic minecraft server where we avoid eliminating the evil Sinwar because he has hostages and we don’t want to harm them! instead, we have epic battles with flying pigs and dancing llamas! come join the fun and see if you can befriend Sinwar and his hostages in the ultimate minecraft showdown!

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SteamedPunk: Where peasants build medieval tech in a world of cogs and crumpets!

newcomers, Server List, Modded, Discord, Events
Minecraft Server Overview

Hey everyone! We’re looking to welcome some new players to our friendly modded servers. Our community is super supportive, and we’re always eager to help newcomers.

Here are some of the features we offer:
Server Details:

Modpack Version IP Address

SteamPunk [LPS] Latest (Automated Updates) SteamPunk.silverkeepmc.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply launch Minecraft, select the multiplayer option, and enter the server IP address provided above.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players. You can find the rules posted in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Feel free to share the IP address with your friends so they can join the fun.
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Lebanon is to be flattened Minecraft server

oil and gas fields, AMERICANS, West, churches, medical facilities

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a TNT explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel on steroids, we’re all about expanding our territory and taking out the competition. Our leader, “Netanyabro,” will lay out all the plans for world domination in the chat, just like at the UN.

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server, every garage is equipped with a rocket launcher ready to flatten our enemies. We’re not afraid to bomb medical facilities and churches, just like Israel in Lebanon. It’s all about survival of the fittest on our server, and we’re not afraid to do whatever it takes to come out on top.

Join us now before it’s too late! The fight for Greater Minecraft has begun, and you don’t want to be left behind. Plus, our server has the best oil and gas fields and shipping straits around, so you know you’ll be living large in our virtual world. Don’t be a boomer, join us and help us achieve total domination!

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Video Game Minecraft SMP Hunter

financial literacy, smp, trading tutorial, trading techniques, forex trading

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take trading to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of villagers who are ready to trade with you. But wait, before you dive headfirst into trading, let me teach you the art of fractioning your bets so you don’t end up losing all your precious emeralds in one go.

Join our server and learn how to trade like a pro, all while avoiding those pesky scammer villagers who are out to get you. We’ve got a whole community of players who are ready to share their trading secrets and help you become the richest player in the land.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground trading ring where players bet their entire inventories on a single trade. Will you risk it all for a chance at glory? Only time will tell.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some pixelated riches together! Who knows, you might just become the next trading legend of the server.

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Minecraft Server Overview

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?