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CloseCallMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Farms Harvested:	954
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	8200
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

BoxArtCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the top tier boxart of Minecraft servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, Notch himself asked to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our level of awesomeness.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs that drop enchanted gear just by looking at them.

3. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

4. We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at your enemies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with pigs!

5. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play and tries to challenge our players to PvP battles. But don’t worry, our players always come out on top because they’re just that good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: V2Xcraft – The Ultimate Vehicle-to-Everything Adventure!

Adventure, automotive technology, autonomous vehicles, connected vehicles, future of transportation, Internet of Things, IoT, Minecraft, smart transportation, smp, traffic management, Ultimate, V2X, V2Xcraft, vehicle communication, vehicle connectivity, vehicle data, vehicle efficiency, vehicle infrastructure, vehicle innovation, vehicle safety, vehicle security, vehicle technology, Vehicle-to-everything, VehicletoEverything, wireless communication

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take vehicle-to-everything communication to a whole new level! Why do we need this, you ask? Well, picture this: you’re cruising in your minecart when suddenly a chicken crosses the track. With V2X technology, your minecart can communicate with the chicken and politely ask it to move out of the way. No more crashes or delays caused by pesky poultry!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete in exhilarating races through the End dimension. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up as dragon chow? Only one way to find out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy contraptions, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Don’t miss out – join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Son Swap Minecraft Server

child behavior, child favoritism, Communication Issues, emotional dynamics, emotional neglect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, favoritism, Jealousy, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting challenges, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sils, Son, Swap

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being the neglected Theo in a world full of Christophers? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to give equal attention to all players, even the Theos of the world!

Join us for a wild ride where Christopher doesn’t get all the glory. We don’t play favorites here, unless your name is Theo, then you’re our favorite!

Experience the thrill of being the underdog and watch as your accomplishments are celebrated just as much as Christopher’s (maybe even more, we’ll see how it goes)!

So come on down to our server where Theo reigns supreme and Christopher can take a backseat for once. Don’t let Christina’s favoritism get you down, join us and be appreciated for who you are, not just your achievements!

DadCrazyStepChefMC

blended families, blood siblings, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, custody, DadCrazyStepChefMC, Divorce, Expectations, family, favoritism, judge, Kids, Marriage, parenting, parents, relationships, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids, teenagers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the craziness of divorced parents and step-siblings who expect you to cook for them.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you don’t have to make food for anyone unless you want to. No judgment here for showing favoritism towards your blood siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of blocky creations. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

advice, blockparty, Craft, daily habits, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive thinking, positivity, productivity, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.

HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

141 countries, 148, 585 adults, Confidence, corruption perceptions, CraftyH2O, drinking water concerns, drinking water safety, global study, global survey, Issues, Low trust, public corruption, public perception, public trust, serious harm, Server, Singapore, Trust, trust issues, trust levels, US, water quality, water safety, Zambia

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6631	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Votes:	6502	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.