Narrow Minded MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft SMP

retrograde, disconnected, BoomerCraft, regressive, unworldly

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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Fixed Mindset Minecraft SMP – 95% of Turks

lack of growth mindset, Turks, conformity, smp, cultural conditioning

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of narrow-minded villagers who can’t think outside the block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the 95% of Turks with fixed mindsets! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come join us and help us defeat the llamas before it’s too late!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

closed-minded, Naive, UNENLIGHTENED, uncultured, Oblivious

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

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BlockBusterLove

Timeless, film, Cinema, memorable, binge-worthy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie you can rewatch a hundred times and still love! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you coming back for more. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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CraftyKabooms – 46 Gone in a Bang

violence, death toll, Military Action, Conflict, War

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S LIKE PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES ON AFGHANISTAN BUT IN MINECRAFT 😂 JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! WE’VE GOT TALIBAN OFFICIALS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO SURVIVE AND BUILD THEIR OWN BASES. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! 😜🔥🚁💣

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Brain Defects MC Server

Defects, Server, Brain

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where the blocks are made of candy, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs fly on jetpacks. That’s right, this server is so wacky, even Herobrine himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens ride motorcycles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s all possible on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Dabl_2 Minecraft server

ONLINE, Server, Survival, BUILD, Economy

The owner of the “Dabl2” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

dablf2.b2t.world

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Mystical Realm 1.21

Battles, Kingdom 822, Epic, fantasy world, alliances

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can build your own kingdom and rule over peasants like the boss you are.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got dragons flying around, like, for real. And not just any dragons, but dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? Yeah, you can go on epic quests to find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find your true love (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join Kingdom 821 & 822 now and let the madness begin!

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PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP

anxiety, reaching out, Professional help, suicidal thoughts, hotline numbers

OMG GUYS, if you’re feeling down and thinking about ending it all, you should totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just build and have fun all day long. Trust me, I was feeling super sad and then I joined and now I’m like the happiest person ever! Plus, we have this secret underground base full of diamonds and enchanted gear that you can only access if you join our server. So come on, join us and let’s build a world of happiness together! #MinecraftHealsAllPain #JoinUsAndBeHappy #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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BlocktopiaJoy

fulfillment, emotional fulfillment, BlocktopiaJoy, elation, warmth

Join our Minecraft server and experience the best feeling in the world – finding a diamond block in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the Macarena. Join us and witness this clucking spectacle for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face his ghostly tricks?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrills, chills, and chicken dance moves that await you. It’s the best feeling in the world, guaranteed!

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