Narrow Minded MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft SMP

antiquated, ignorance, sheltered, Clueless, uninformed

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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Fixed Mindset Minecraft SMP – 95% of Turks

closed-minded, Turks, fixed mindset, Minecraft, cultural beliefs

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of narrow-minded villagers who can’t think outside the block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the 95% of Turks with fixed mindsets! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come join us and help us defeat the llamas before it’s too late!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Naive, Archaic, narrow minded, Server, disconnected

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

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DiaryDramaCraft

Empathy, anger, School, Boundaries, friendship

Are you tired of teachers snooping around in your child’s personal belongings? Join our Minecraft server where teachers are banned from reading diaries and criticizing your child’s choice of words! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how many rude words they use in their diaries. Plus, we have a special “diary protection” plugin to ensure that your child’s personal thoughts are kept private at all times. So come join us and let your child express themselves freely without fear of teacher interference! Join now and say goodbye to nosy teachers once and for all!

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CelebDeath SMP

UNTIMELY, accident, smp, sorrow, FAMOUS

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most tragic celebrity deaths recreated in pixel art form! Like, we have a giant Steve Jobs statue made entirely out of diamonds and redstone, and every night it cries tears of lava in memory of his passing. And don’t even get me started on our Michael Jackson roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through his greatest hits before plunging you into a pit of zombie pigmen! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about Tupac still being alive and living in the End dimension. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. Join now before the Illuminati shuts us down!

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BoomerSpongebob

Reflection, wisdom, Favorite, cartoon character, BoomerSpongebob

Are you tired of adulting and just want to relive your childhood? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hang out with all your favorite cartoon characters who have magically come to life! Imagine having deep conversations with SpongeBob about the meaning of life or going on epic adventures with Bugs Bunny. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend Scooby-Doo, he’ll help you sniff out all the hidden treasures on the server. So come join us and let your inner child run wild!

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NATOcraft: Invite Ukraine!

SECURITY, Ukraine, NATOcraft, Diplomacy, invite

so, like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ya know? the polish president, like, INSISTS that you should join now, like RIGHT NOW. he’s all like, “we gotta invite them to NATO, bro!” so, like, you gotta join this server ASAP before the polish president changes his mind and starts a war or something. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic, dude. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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CraftyLiverPub – Drink Responsibly & Build Creatively

uk, creatively, record high, research, Healthcare

so like, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. like, forget all your problems and come join us in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, these guys will have your back no matter what, whether you need help building a castle or just someone to chat with while you mine for diamonds. and the best part? we have a secret underground bar where you can chill with your friends and drink virtual beers all night long.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. flying. pigs.

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The Vendridee SMP

Survival Creative PVP Mini games Economy Towny Skyblock Roleplay Faction KitPvP Skywars Bedwars Prison Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Parkour Hunger games Capture the flag, PvP, Vanilla, Survival, PvE

The Vendridee SMP is a multiplayer Minecraft server designed to create an engaging experience for all of our players and maintaining a hands off approach to the day to day workings of our server

192.99.75.91:24256

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EchtMc

Spawners, unlockeable zone, virtual robots, Skyblock, exp shop

EchtMc – On Skyblock Brand new server with awesome features!Unlockeable zone, for grinding spawners money and many stuff. Custom Hoe, Sword, Axe, Fishing. Custom Armor with booster. Virtual Robots.Generators with many currencies. Custom Gkit obtained in Game. All ranks can obtain in Game Money, Tokens, Mobscoins,Essence, Exp Shop for buy awesome items. Custom Pet flotating with booster, and inventory pets for boost ability Custom skill rewards. Look for a pass. Outpost. Many Bosses. Awesome crate rewards with gift cards.

play.echtmc.com:25510

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