New Minecraft Servers 2025

narcissistic game Minecraft Servers

narcissistic game Minecraft Servers

  • SheepSaverCraft

    SheepSaverCraft
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4201
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Star Shards Collected: 265
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Runes Activated: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Votes: 8075
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • [1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

    [1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2867
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

    We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

    Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

    We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

    You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

    Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [​item] [​inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

    Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

    mc.severation.net:26620

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

    CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 595
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Farms Harvested: 503

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

    And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

    So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

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  • LaughCraft Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1340
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3669
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2309
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 764725 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy MIL situations that will make you question your own sanity.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in the game, only to have your future MIL swoop in and criticize every block you place. She’ll tell you to “lose some weight” in-game before you can build that perfect wedding chapel. But fear not, for our server is a safe space where you can clap back and build your dream world without any judgment!

    And don’t even get us started on wedding dress shopping in Minecraft. Your future MIL will be there, trying to convince you that the diamond armor you picked out is “the ugliest one yet.” But hey, who needs her approval when you can slay dragons and creepers in style?

    Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from rage-inducing phone calls to epic showdowns in the chat. Are you the AH in this situation, or are you just trying to survive in a world filled with crazy in-laws? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • BabyBlocksRUs

    BabyBlocksRUs
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3769
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 38-year-old woman’s relationship with her soon-to-be-ex-husband!

    Imagine a server where you can experience the thrill of a rollercoaster romance, just like this couple who were together for 18 years but now find themselves on the brink of divorce. Will they make it work? Will they move on? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of a surprise pregnancy thrown into the mix, adding a whole new level of drama to the server. Will the husband be involved in the pregnancy appointments, or will the ex-wife shut him out? It’s a soap opera in Minecraft form!

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and witness the craziness unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

    SkillzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4656
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2792 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5456 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Ores Mined: 7380 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mastering the art of building is just the beginning! Imagine if you could instantly master any skill in the world – like the ability to ride a pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing “Baby Shark” backwards.

    Join our server and you’ll unlock the power to build the most epic structures with just a flick of your wrist. From pixelated pyramids to gravity-defying castles, your creativity will know no bounds. And who knows, maybe mastering the skill of building in Minecraft will lead you to become the next great architect of the digital age.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to mastering the ultimate skill of blocky awesomeness!

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  • PixelatedPanda’s Animal Adventure

    PixelatedPanda’s Animal Adventure
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7403
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 145 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wanted to know what it’s like to be a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of rainbow-colored grass? Or how about soaring through the skies as a fire-breathing dragon, terrorizing villages and hoarding all the diamonds you can find? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is filled with magical surprises around every corner, from hidden treasure chests overflowing with enchanted loot to secret portals that lead to dimensions where gravity doesn’t exist.

    But that’s not all! Our community is made up of the craziest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, from mad scientists building giant roller coasters to fearless warriors battling hordes of zombie chickens. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you ever played on any other server.

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  • Lindner’s 49-Euro Debate Server

    Lindner’s 49-Euro Debate Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6659
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 100 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the ticket price is 49 euros but we put it up for DEBATE like a political showdown! you can battle it out with other players in epic debates about the price of entry, it’s like a virtual parliament but with blocks and creepers! join now and show off your debating skills while building the most insane structures in the game! who needs germany when you can join us for some blocky fun!

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  • MonthCraft: Time Warp!

    MonthCraft: Time Warp!
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3264
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 2384
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    u want a server where u can pretend months are a thing that makes sense? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where time is just a suggestion and u can live in a world where january lasts for 10 years and december is just a blip on the radar.

    imagine the chaos of trying to plan events or keep track of birthdays when time is just a big ol’ mess. but hey, who needs order when u can have fun? join now and experience the wackiness of our time-bending server. who knows, maybe u’ll even forget what year it is!

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