Narcissistic Minecraft Servers

Narcissistic

  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

    CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

    Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP

    NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, if they haven’t joined this EPIC Minecraft SMP yet! Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, do you even exist, bro? We’ve got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, it’s like a circus up in here. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna join the coolest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up! Or don’t, and live a sad, diamond-less existence. Your choice, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExGrannyGiftGate

    ExGrannyGiftGate

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy ex drama that will keep you entertained for hours!

    Imagine a world where you can trade stone carved pregnant elephants with your ex’s new girlfriend’s pregnant elephant. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating through ex relationships, family heirlooms, and accusations of being a lowlife. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this crazy story. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CatGriefGamer420

    CatGriefGamer420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama like this? Join our server and leave all the aunties and cousins behind! We promise not to pull any pranks involving cat anatomy (or rabbit meat, yikes). Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re celebrating your debut or just looking to build some epic structures. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can game in peace without any family members crashing your party. Join now and leave the family drama at the door – we’ve got blocks to mine and adventures to embark on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HomelessHomieHaterGF

    HomelessHomieHaterGF

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

    Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

    Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

    Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

    Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisGrief Minecraft Server

    SisGrief Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

    On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

    So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Narcissistic Carousel Minecraft SMP

    Narcissistic Carousel Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of falling for the same old narcissistic carousel in your love life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

    We have a thriving community of players who are just as fed up with cluster B foids as you are. No more getting caught up in weird hunches or awkward text messages – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    Plus, who needs validation and attention from real people when you can get all the love and support you need from your virtual friends on our server? Join us today and leave those toxic relationships in the dust – because let’s be real, building a castle with your buddies is way more fulfilling than dealing with relationship drama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NarcissistCraft

    NarcissistCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP