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  • NoSleepForMiracleBaby

    NoSleepForMiracleBaby
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

    But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

    So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

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  • SleepCraftRUs

    SleepCraftRUs
    Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

    Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

    On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

    So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Cosmic Nap Time

    Cosmic Nap Time
    come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

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  • SickDayMinecraftSMP

    SickDayMinecraftSMP
    Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck, and then they found diamonds in the next mine they dug. It’s like, the ultimate lucky charm, bro.

    And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and drink potions all night long. It’s wild, man. I heard one time they accidentally turned a sheep into a disco ball and it was the best party ever.

    But the best part is, there’s this legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the server that nobody has been able to find yet. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only respond to the cha-cha slide. It’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

    CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

    SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!
    Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

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  • RoomieRageCraft

    RoomieRageCraft
    Are you tired of playing on servers with players who can’t even manage their own time? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against sleeping in and missing the bus!

    We guarantee a drama-free environment where you won’t have to deal with players who blame others for their own mistakes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will wake you up if you oversleep!

    Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world while avoiding the wrath of the time management ghost. Don’t be like that one player who missed the bus and blamed everyone else, join us and show off your impeccable time management skills!

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  • Nap Time PvP Land

    Nap Time PvP Land
    come join our minecraft server where u gotta spend 6-8 hours a day paranoid as heck cuz u never know if someone’s gonna sneak up on u and stab u while u nap. it’s like survival of the fittest but with a twist – the toughest dude in the world is a total wimp if u catch him off guard. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. plus, we have llamas that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. yeah, u heard that right. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and show everyone who’s boss.

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  • PartyPurgeCraft

    PartyPurgeCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your hard work? Come join our server, where we guarantee a wild party atmosphere 24/7! Our housewarming parties never end, with guests staying until the early hours of the morning. And don’t worry about providing food and drinks – we’ve got you covered! Plus, our guests are always grateful for your efforts and will thank you for everything you do. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server around!

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  • BlameCraft Minecraft Server

    BlameCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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