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NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem
yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam! -
MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t sacrifice childhoods for sports superstardom! Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think running laps at 5am is the key to success.On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.
Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?
So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!
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SkinnyMineyCrafty
Are you tired of your significant other nagging you to work out and lose weight? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that again. Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that won’t add a single pound to your waistline. Plus, our in-game workouts are so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets in no time. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? Join now and say goodbye to real-life exercise forever! -
BlockyBucksCapChina
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!! -
Welcome to HearthCraft, where you can craft your way to happiness! No resets, just pure griefing and economy fun! 15 online daily!
HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Server Type No-griefing economy SMP Pay-to-win 0% pay-to-win store Server Age Since October 2018 Special Features Resource worlds, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboards Technical Details Runs on dedicated server, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can I use pay-to-win features on this server?
No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store.
2. Are there regular world resets?
No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
3. Is there a live map available for the server?
Yes, you can view the live map here.
4. What are the server rules?
You can find the server rules here.
5. How can I join the server?
You can join the server using the IP: play.hearthcraft.net
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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraftxiv
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We are the face of chaos and mayhem, where mercy is just a word in the dictionary.Join our server for a chance to participate in insane in-game events that will blow your mind! From explosive creeper races to epic battles against giant zombies, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign – you won’t believe the crazy prizes we’re giving away!
But that’s not all – we’ve got resources, Femra companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
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EarlyDrive Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?
So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!
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VacationVillain or HospitalHoudini
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s mood swings? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures! Just like your sister, our server has a history of ups and downs, but we promise it’s never a dull moment.With our server, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your sister goes off her meds! Explore our virtual world filled with surprises and challenges that will keep you on your toes, just like trying to navigate a conversation with your sister during a manic episode.
Join us for a crazy ride that’s as unpredictable as your sister’s anxiety attacks. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Plus, just like your sister, our server is always there for you, even when you least expect it.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s coming next. Just like your sister’s latest breakdown, it’s sure to be a wild ride!
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BlockheadCraft
Have you ever accidentally set your boss’s office on fire while trying to make a cup of coffee? Well, that’s nothing compared to the shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Build a giant statue of a potato, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed! So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally blow up your own house with a misplaced block of TNT – it’s all part of the fun!