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NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	10

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Stepmom Struggles: No Bday Bash!

apartment, BabyMomma, bad father, bad relationship, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, celebration, child support, coparent, CoParenting, court battle, financial struggles, high conflict, holiday plans, Meltdown, names calling, party hosting, party planning, schedule changes, stepmom, stepson, stepson’s mom, Struggles

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Crops Grown:	3213	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your husband’s baby mama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of court battles, child support drama, and high conflict co-parenting situations.

But wait, there’s more! We also offer birthday party planning services, where you can throw a party for your stepson without his mom even knowing. Who needs her anyway, right?

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a custody battle on Christmas. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have all this excitement? Join now and let the drama unfold!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, Diplomacy, fm, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, headline, initiative, international relations, Iranian, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moving, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Statement, suggestion, suggests, trump

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro.

CannonCraft: Seoul to Ukraine

aggression, artillery, Cannoncraft, Cannons, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Front Line, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military, military equipment, military technology, North Korea, north korean, seoul, south korea, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Yo, imagine this: on our server, we got North Korean cannons designed to flatten Seoul, but instead they’re heading to the front line in Ukraine. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, just like in a game of Minecraft! Join us for some explosive fun and see what other crazy shenanigans we have in store for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the chaos of cannons being transported across the world in a virtual blocky universe? Come join the madness and let’s blow some stuff up together!

Love with a Man 1.21.1

1.21.1, abandonment, Abuse, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, Emotional distance, Empathy, family, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, man, Manipulation, parents, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, toxic behavior, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, you won’t believe the crazy drama happening on our Minecraft server! Just like in real life, love is a battlefield here too. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and heartbreak that comes with relationships. Our players are as unpredictable as they come, just like the characters in this wild story. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the madness firsthand? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama for yourself – join now and get ready for a love story unlike any other!

Skillz4Dayz – Because who wouldn’t want to be a master of everything in Minecraft?

acquire financial literacy, acquire photography skills, become a better listener, develop leadership skills, develop negotiation skills, enhance creativity, enhance emotional intelligence, enhance problem-solving skills, excel in cooking, excel in data analysis, excel in social media marketing, improve critical thinking, improve public speaking, improve time management, learn a new language, Master, master coding, master graphic design, master project management, Minecraft, perfect writing abilities, play the piano, Skillz4Dayz, wouldnt

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly learn any skill you want just by logging in! Want to become a master builder? Done. Want to become a redstone genius? Easy peasy. Want to become the ultimate PvP champion? You got it. Join our server and become a Minecraft god in no time! Who needs to grind for hours when you can just magically acquire skills with the click of a button? Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity to level up your Minecraft game in the most ridiculous way possible!

No-Racial-Bias-Soccer-Fouls

BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fairness, foul judgments, NoRacialBiasSoccerFouls, penalty assignments, Perception, player behavior, player skin tones, racial bias, Racial equality, research, Soccer, social justice, sports, sports ethics, sports psychology, Stereotypes, study

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally cool, man. we got no racial bias, just like in soccer, ya know? we did a study and found out that players don’t care about skin color when it comes to giving out penalties. so, like, come join us and be part of this totally non-racist community, bro. we don’t judge based on skin tone, we judge based on how many diamonds you can mine in an hour. it’s a totally fair and unbiased way to play, dude. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s mine some diamonds together, man!

KAGAYAKI

anti cheat, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft style, Improved Minecarts, Iris, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, Mods, Plugin, QoL features, rules, smp, sodium, Terrain generation, tnt duping, true ending, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Xaero’s Map

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

BRAND NEW SMP SERVER: KAGAYAKI

Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

In this server there are many QOL features that player would appreciate in the game, such as: Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and many more! Luckily you DO NOT need to install any mods to play on this server!

Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!

https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

General Rules:

Age 18+ ONLY:	Mature players only, please, and thank you.
No Cheating:	NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
No Griefing or Stealing:	We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
Be Respectful to other players:	No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
Be Respectful with PVP:	PVP is allowed, but only if both parties agree.
Client Side Mods are allowed:	Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
Be Respectful with people’s territories:	Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
Report players privately:	If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

Datapacks:

Vanilla Tweaks: Crafting Tweaks and more
Improved Minecarts: The experimental Minecart change from 24w33a
Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series
Tectonic: Improved terrain generation
True Ending: Better and Harder Ender Dragon Fight

Plugins:

Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/
Image2map: Insert custom images into the game

Hosted on NA West

Playing on Version 1.21.4

The server has just started as of January 26th! Come on in while its fresh!

Thread of Kanchal 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, babyfaced, body image, brothel, Diversity, Entertainment, inclusion, Insecurity, Kanchal, Kanchal thread, male characters, Masculinity, Media, physical flaw, portrayal, representation, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thread, Ugly, under-endowed

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Farms Harvested:	989	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so crazy and wild, just like Kanchal!

Imagine a world where all the characters are super hot but also have some weird physical flaw. It’s like a brothel but in Minecraft, dude.

You’ll never get bored because you’ll be too busy staring at all the baby-faced characters with their under-endowed bodies. It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in a good way!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your sense of reality, because you’re gonna need both on this server, bro!

CraftyCrimez

bizarre case, Bizarre crime, bizarre criminal, bizarre criminal behavior, bizarre criminal case, bizarre incident, bizarre murder, bizarre mystery, bizarre news, bizarre story, CraftyCrimez, crime case, crime investigation, criminal behavior, shocking crime, strange crime, terrifying case, terrifying crime, unusual case, unusual crime

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Animals Bred:	190
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Have you ever heard of the infamous case of the Creeper Bandit? This sneaky criminal would dress up as a Minecraft creeper and terrorize players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But fear not, on our server, you can join forces with other players to track down the Creeper Bandit and bring justice to the Minecraft world!

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic quests like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the hidden village of the Villager Mafia, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who ride around on chickens causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to take on these feathered fiends and restore peace to the land?

So come on down to our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any suspicious characters wearing green pixelated costumes!

Brain Barrier Bypassers

Barrier, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain, brain cancer, brain health, Brain Metastasis, brain protection, brain tumors, bypassers, cancer cells, cancer metastasis, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future Therapies, Medical research, Metastatic Tumor Cells, oncology, treatment strategies, tumor growth, tumor invasion

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	3260	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even metastatic tumor cells cant resist it! dey be bypassin da blood-brain barrier just to get a piece of da action! imagine how crazy dis server must be if even cancer cells wanna play on it! so come join us and be part of dis wild ride! who knows, maybe u’ll even cure cancer while u build ur epic minecraft creations! so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!