👶 Join us and dress your virtual kids in the cutest outfits, without a hint of neon in sight. Take adorable screenshots for your Minecraft baby books and show off your impeccable style.
🚫 But beware, neon lovers may try to sneak in with their bright green onesies! Just like one player’s husband who tried to dress their Minecraft daughter in neon against their wishes. Will you stand your ground like this player did, or will you give in to the neon madness?
🤣 Join us for outrageous family drama, fashion battles, and neon-free fun on our Minecraft server! Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos?
Join our server and feast on burgers so delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your in-game troubles. Each burger is crafted with only the finest ingredients, including rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Burger Boss, a giant burger monster who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a burger-eating contest. Defeat the Burger Boss and claim his secret recipe for the ultimate burger of power!
So why settle for a boring burger when you can join our server and experience the most mouth-watering, jaw-dropping burgers in all of Minecraft? Join now and let the burger madness begin!
oh, and did i mention dat every full moon, a herd of flying pigs spawn and drop enchanted golden apples? yea, it’s wild. and if u build a house out of cheese, u get a special power-up dat lets u fly around da server like a superhero.
but wait, there’s more. if u defeat da evil dragon boss, u get a crown made of emeralds and everyone on da server has to bow down to u. it’s like, da ultimate power move. so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
| Server Address | mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132) |
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| Server Tour | Watch here |
We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players.
Check out our handbook for more information.
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No, griefing is prohibited on our server to protect players’ hard work.
Yes, players are allowed to maintain their own shops and participate in the player-driven economy.
Yes, we support Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Yes, we host frequent community events for players to participate in.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Dark Road leads to us. With trailers that will make your jaw drop and lore resources that will blow your mind, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t forget about our mobile games, Union χ[Cross] scenes, and Dark Road playthroughs – it’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!