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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8046 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4781 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.