Crafting Chaos and Harmony

Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Utahime Mochizuki, Elyza.EVE, Victoria Valerie

🔥 Welcome to the Greatest Minecraft Server: Join or Be Stuck in a Void! 🔥

Have you ever looked into the abyss? Well, the abyss looked back at you and said, “Join our server!” or was it “Run away!”? Who knows! Just know THIS is either the GREATEST or the WORST Minecraft experience you’ll ever not experience! Pink Lady is dancing with dragons in the ether while we craft blocks of pure insanity! Are you even *out* if you’re not in? Reality bends here, and logic? Oh dear, that foolish thing fell off a cliff—help it back up! 🙃

The Features That Will Make You Question Your Existence

Feature	Description
Infinite Oxygen	Why breathe? Just sit in a block of blue wool and think about the universe folding in on itself.
Waterfall of Despair	A magical waterfall that only flows in the opposite direction, leading to realms of existential dread.
Exploding Sheep	Free wool, but also, why are they screaming like my childhood dreams?
Flying Cows	Cows that defy gravity and logic! Milk them for something… ironic?
Crafting Puzzles	Build your own emotional turmoil with blocks that don’t exist. Create your own grief!
Zombie T-Rexes	They’re bigger, stinkier, and somehow still less terrifying than your own reflection at 3 AM!

🌀 Frequently Abnormal Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is this server family-friendly?	Why yes! If your family enjoys existential crises over dinner. Family?! What even is “family” in a realm of chaos?
Can I play with friends?	Friends? Perhaps only in the echoes of your choice! Choose wisely, or they may end up as a pixelated ghost!
What are the server rules?	Rules? I thought we agreed to only imply rules through intense psychic connection… oh no, my brain hurts!
Can I fly?	Only into the depths of madness where flight is a state of mind, not a pixelated ability!

Random Quotes from the Confusion Zone

“WE APOLOGIZE FOR PINK LADY BEING STUPID!” “I saw the colors speak, but they didn’t speak English.” “Everyone’s screaming at their screens—what is this, a *concert*?” “Blocks can feel your pain, embrace it!”

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Mischief.EVE, VSPO EN, epiccraft, Planei Hoshikuzu, anniversary voice packs

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got VSPO! EN & Specialite General, where you can chat about all the VSPO! EN and Specialite talents like a boss! Check out these official links, they’ll blow your mind!

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

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New Server IP
EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

Narin Mikure, Lumi Yukime, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Tsukasa Ryogoku

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

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New Server IP
SpecCraft – Specialite VSPO 1.21.2

birthday merch, Lan Philia, Arya Kuroha, Narin Mikure, Miu Akumiya

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server that’s like the VSPO! EN & Specialite General, but on steroids! Join us if you wanna vibe with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft! Plus, we got Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, and Miu Akumiya bringing the heat in Gen 1! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – EVE.EXE crew with Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE – they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft! Specialite JP is also in the house with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, and Tsukasa Ryogoku – they’re the Power Rangers of Minecraft! And we even got friends like Adora Fortuna, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH – they’re the Justice League of Minecraft! Plus, there’s all this crazy stuff happening like anniversary voice packs, holiday voice packs, birthday merch, and phonecall situation voice packs – it’s like a Minecraft party every day! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #MinecraftMadness #VSPOEN #SpecialiteCraze

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New Server IP
Mystic Quest – Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

VSPO! EN & Specialite talents, phonecall situation voice pack., Planei Hoshikuzu, birthday merch, Miki Hitsugi

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about VSPO! EN and all Specialite talents! Check out these official links, they’re wild: https://vspo.jp/en/, https://twitter.com/vspo_en, and https://www.youtube.com/@VSPO-EN.

Join us for some epic gaming sessions with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way cooler.

And don’t even get me started on Gen 1 and Gen 2 – EVE.EXE crew. Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are the real deal.

Plus, we got the Specialite JP squad with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime.

Join us for some epic Minecraft battles and crazy shenanigans. We even have voice packs and merch available, so you can rep your favorite Minecraft stars. Don’t miss out on the madness!

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New Server IP
PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server

VSPO EN, Specialite General, Seira Chinen, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for a wild ride like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is filled with special talents that will blow your mind. From Remia Aotsuki to Arya Kuroha, these players will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on the Gen 1 and Gen 2 players – they’re like Minecraft gods!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mischief’s birthday merch is on sale until Dec 9. And Jira’s birthday merch? You have until Nov 17 to grab it! Plus, Mukuro’s birthday merch is available until Dec 2, so don’t miss out on that epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

Vanilla, Feedback, Soft, Explore, ideas

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, male fertility, sperm storage containers, sperm quality, SpermCupCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

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New Server IP
ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

large order, event planning, spicy, party food, mouth watering

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

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New Server IP
ShowerCraft26

Argument, conditioning, shower routine, body wash, water conservation

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

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New Server IP

Nano Kozuya

🔥 Welcome to the *Greatest* Minecraft Server: Join or Be Stuck in a Void! 🔥