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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 663 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2016 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
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