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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9230 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 81 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)