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Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	251219
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

EggCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	6388
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sveggcellent Minecraft SMP

aerospace games, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, machine building, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sveggcellent, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just building basic houses and farms here, oh no. We’re talking about creating machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.

But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, building games, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, cowards, Dig, dont, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Garrys mod, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, Youll, zachtronics games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.

Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.

And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!

Eggcellent Adventures – Crackin’ Fun on /egg/ Minecraft Server!

Adventures, aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Crackin, Dyson Sphere Program, Egg, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, Foundry, from the depths, Fun, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we don’t just build houses and farms, we build MACHINES FOR EGGS! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here we focus on creating the most egg-cellent contraptions you can imagine.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy contraptions and hilarious mishaps. Build a chicken coop that launches eggs into space, or create a giant egg-sorting machine that will have you cracking up with laughter.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lab where players can work on top-secret projects involving eggs and machines. Rumor has it that there’s a machine that can turn eggs into diamonds, but you’ll have to join the server to find out for yourself.

So come on down to our server and join in on the egg-citement. Who knows, you might just crack the code to building the ultimate machine for eggs!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	3429	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	235	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Towns Built:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	4489

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	233	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

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PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

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KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!